Minister: hello everyone, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Bahja Shamoni Rodriguez
Shamra: OH MY GAWD MY BABY
Minister: she lived a happy , short yet happy life
Shamra: NO NO NOOOOOO *weeps*
Minister: *looks at Shamra & rolls his eyes* ANYWAY , any questions or comments before we let the guest speaker read the eulogy?
Ray: *raises his hand*
Minister: yes young lady
Ray: I'm a man. I just have my hair flat ironed 😐
Minister: ......
Ray: ....
Minister: well , yes faggot , what's your question
Ray: 😑 I'm not going to let that get to me because I converted to peace-ism
Minister: I don't give a damn if you converted into a fucking pork steak , you wouldn't pop me tho
Ray: ANYWHORE , how did Bahja even die anyway?
EJ: her hair got caught into a ceiling fan ....
Ray: 😧
EJ: yeahhhhhh
Minister: anymore questions?
Bre: yeah , did she leave anything for us like money?
Prince: HAHAHAHAHA yo , she gone say "money" like Bahja was successful or something BITCH IM WEAKK
Shamra: *hits Prince* STOP you are in a church
Prince: and you gone end up in the hospital if you touch me one more time cause lady I got a momma *looks at Shamra up and down* make me make that fucking call
Shamra: I think you need you need to lose the attitude a little bit *stands up*
Prince: and I think you need a little more foot up yo ass *stands up*
Shamra: OH YOU THOUGHT
Prince: DONT TRY ME BITCH
Roc: PATRICIAAAA
Minister: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP, everyone settle down , we will discuss her will after the guest speaker says the eulogy
Roc: I have a question Mr. Preacher Man
Minister: yes, the one with the fucked up hairline that looks like half of the McDonald's sign , how can I help ?
Roc: well , I brought this *holds Royal by his foot upside down* and it pooped , where is the nearest garbage can?
EJ: Bro you do know that's a baby right ?
Roc: yeah , it poops all the time like worst baby alive ever
EJ: ......
Roc: ......
EJ: keep the shitty baby ok?
Roc: but I don't want ittttt😩
EJ: KEEP THE FUNKY ASS BABY
Roc: *throws temper tantrum*
Minister: ohhhh kayy..I'm just going to let the guest speaker speak now , please welcome to the stage , PRINCETON FROM MINDLESS BEHAVIOR *claps*
Prince: *gets up from his chair & walks to the stage*
Ray: oh hell
Prince: Welcome friends , peers , fellow people who are waiting for the funeral to end so concession stand can open , I'm the guest speaker & shit , We are all here because SOMEBODY *looks at the casket* couldn't stay alive.
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Mindless Short Stories
HumorShort Stories of The Series of Events That Has Happened in Mindless Behavior's life.