Mindless Short Stories

Best Day EVER!

Prince: *flips through a catalog* oh shit *cocks his head* OMG SHE'S FIXED *runs and shows Ray a picture of Lil Kim*

Ray: What was broken?

Prince: her face... *looks at the catalog again and sits on the couch*

Ray: Prince, you dead wrong but I don't want to rant about that now, I gotta go *grabs keys and his jacket and yells up the stairs* COME ON EJ AND ROC, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE !

Roc: *falls down the stairs*

Roc: *jumps up and brushes off * I'm ready

Ray: ok....where's EJ?

EJ: *comes from the kitchen* oh I got ready 3 hours ago, I didn't want you to accidentally leave me again and last time when you left me on accident, I tried to stop you, you almost ran me over , but that's ok😊 it was on accident 😊😊

Ray: yeah...accident.. Come on guys *goes to the door*

Prince: *jumps up from the couch* where the fuck y'all think y'all going without me !?

EJ: uh... 😳 nowhere?

Roc: yeah...nowhere,

Ray: we're going to the store...👀

Roc: yeah...to buy some milk 👀

-the boys rush out the house-

Prince: strange. EH *jumps back on the couch* I get to be all by myself... WAIT *jumps up* I'm all by myself.. IM ALL BY MYSELF! *starts pacing* I haven't been by myself since I was in my mother's womb, this is going to be the BEST DAY EVER !! I'm going to do everything on my bucket list *pulls out list out of his pocket and walks upstairs*

Meanwhile With The Other Boys...

EJ: *looks at Ray & Roc with a worried face* Do you guys think we should have told Prince, ya know, to not be secretive ?

-Ray and Roc look at each other-

Roc & Ray: nahhh

Ray: He isn't even worried about us, he's probably building the world's tallest sandwich right now

Roc: Or making the biggest porno in American history , he's probably having the time of his life without us there

Meanwhile With Prince ..

Prince: *lays in the shower* I'm bored as shit, WHERE ARE THOSE NIGGAS AT JIMMY JOHNS WITH MY SANDWICH *looks at his watch* oh, I just called them 30 seconds ago, hm *lays back and thinks* well those commercials are lying then, cause they swear up and down the niggas are faster than a motherfucka but in reality, they are slower than the police... I might as well call the opps for a sandwich,

-Someone knocks on the door-

Prince: Jimmy Johns?!

-Someone knocks on the door again-

Prince: *gets out of the shower and runs* WHO ES ITTTTTT *opens the door*

Desiree: *pops gum* IZ CRESCENT ROLL HER- *gets cut off-

Prince: *shuts the door* Lord knows I do not have the strength *walks to the couch, lays on it and falls onto the ground* ugh, im bored as hell. I did everything on my bucket list. Have sex with a mermaid, make the world's biggest sandwich, cut my arms off and pretend to be a potato, all of that 😒 I have nothing else to do UGHHHH

Desiree: *climbs through the window* I know what you can do

Prince: *exhales and rubs his temples* what do you need Chewbacca