Announcer: In an All-New Dr. Phil , This beloved teenage boy band is here to share their thoughts and opinions on their lives & the drama that is connected to them. Please welcome , MINDLESS BEHAVIOR
Everyone: *claps while Prince, Ray, & EJ walk onto the stage & sits down next to Dr.Phil*
Dr. Phil: Hello how are you guys?
MB: we're good
Dr. Phil: let's get down to the chase, why EXACTLY are you guys with me today
Prince: ......cause bitch you called us & told us to come
Dr. Phil: Jacob, look- may I call you Jacob?
Prince: May I call you Omglath Marlax from the movie Coneheads?
Dr. Phil: Nooo...
Prince: Then fuck up out my face with that 'Jacob' shit. Only my momma & my probation officer calls me Jacob & quite frankly, yo ugly ass don't look like my momma so shut that shit down
Dr. Phil: ohhhhh, your the rude one out of the group
Prince: I'd like to go by the term "not a pussy" but yeah I'm rude as fuckkkkkk *twerks*
Dr. Phil: why though? What is being rude going to get you? Being rude won't get you anywhere in life
EJ: that is what I tell him *jumps up* but he never listens
Prince: *looks at EJ* who are you again?
EJ: I'm EJ😌
Prince: who?
EJ: Elijah J😐
Prince: who?
EJ: MB's lead singer
Prince: I'm sorry, who?
EJ: Elijah J...the person who's room is next to your's in the Conjunction House..
Prince: oh, you mean the dude we hired to feed the fish?
EJ: what?
Prince: by the way, you do a horrible job at feeding them like why are you even here & getting paid if your not feeding the fish!?
EJ: WHAT FISH?
Prince: the fishes you were supposed to feed!!
Ray: but Prince.. We don't even have any fish
Prince: of course we don't cause SOMEBODY *looks at EJ* didn't feed the fish
Dr. Phil: ENOUGH WITH THE FISH
Prince: who the fUCK YOU THINK YOU YELLING AT
Ray: why am I even here if I only said 3 lines in the whole story
EJ: yeah why is the story always about Prince like he's boring
Ray: and ugly
Prince: ok , now I'm finna flame you *hand points* BOY IF YOU DONT GETCHO *gets cut off*
Dr. Phil: STOP THE ARGUING! I'd like to add a few guest stars to this episode today
MB: who?
Dr. Phil: everyone please welcome WeRCharm, OMG Girlz, Prodigy & Roc Royal to the stage *stands up & claps*
* Charm , OMG , Prod & Roc comes onto the stage & sits down*
Ray: What the fuck is a Charm
Prince: Sound like some dish soap
EJ: sounds like a type of Starbucks coffee you order off the secret menu
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