Mindless Short Stories

Preschool.

EJ: hey guys, remember Preschool?

The Boys: yeahhhh😄

Roc: I was the best colorer

Ray: I was the best goldfisher

Prince: I had all the hoes

....

Prince: -plays with Legos-

Bahja: -comes up and steals his Legos-

Prince: that's mine.

Bahja: no this is mine.

Prince: -tries to grab Legos-

Bahja: HE IS TRYING TO TAKE MY STUFF

Teacher: -comes over- what seems to be the problem?

Bahja: he's trying to take my things!

Prince: *points at Bahja* this cootie haver is lying!

Teacher: Prince, give her the Legos

Prince: ok....can I say goodbye to it?

Teacher: sure 😄 *gives prince the lego*

Prince: *pees on it and throws it at Bahja* JACOB OUT BITCHHHHHHH

Teacher: TIMEOUT CORNER NOW

Meanwhile In The Timeout Corner...

Ray: you got any 6's?

EJ: sorry, but no. I wish The Lord blessed me to have it tho. Gold fish.

Ray: UGH, I hate playing with you

Prince comes over and sits in the corner

Ray: sup

Prince: -starts speaking spanish-

Ray: WOAH WOAH WOAH ....this is America.. -deals cards- what you in here for?

Prince: battery

Ray: hmmmm, peeing on a block?

Prince: yup

Ray: mhm

Roc comes over

Roc: I hate school man

The boys: same

Prince: what you in here for?

Roc: I buried this bitch in the sandbox

Ray: it gets like that.

EJ: what's y'all names? I'm Elijah

Prince: I'm Jacob

Ray: Rayan

Roc: Chresanto

The Boys: a what?

Roc: Chresanto.

Prince: why did your mom name you a sandwich?

Teacher: SNACK TIME

-everybody gets their milk and cookies & the boys sit in the corner-

Ray: we should be friends

The Boys: yeah

-Craig Walks Over-

Craig: can I sit here?

- Roc puts his imaginary friend in his place-

Ray: you can't sit with us

-Craig goes an sits with Savv and her baby alive-