Walter: *comes into the room and sees all the boys there* Ok guys , I'm glad you came *sits down in his chair*
Prince: I only came because it's Friday and it's payday. I don't want my check being mailed to me, I want to see my money.
Walter: Not everything is about money Prince *chuckles*
Prince: It is when you are a vegan and need to pay your Netflix bill.
Walter: 😐 I don't have a pen on me so I can't sign your checks right now
Prince: Oh.....ok *pulls credit card processor out of his afro* we can just do PayPal , credit or debit?
Ray: Can we just through with this meeting so I can leave, fuck 😒
EJ: What's up your butt?
Ray: I have an EXTREME headache and I think I'm sick
*Everyone gets up & goes to the opposite side of the table , away from Ray*
Ray: What? Why are yall moving?
Prince: Because you have a grayish tint to your skin & Even though I'm cool with everything , I'm not cool with having the Bubonic plague so keep your swine flu having ass *points at Ray* , over there & I won't have to pepper spray you.
Roc: SHUT UP , CAN WE JUST GET THROUGH THIS MEETING!
Prince: Yeah , *stands up and points* WE can get through this meeting but YOU aren't in this group anymore so you can leave
EJ: BUT *turns to Prince* He's a main character of this story & we don't know shit about Mike to put him in this story , all we know is that he's pretty ugly
Prince: Who's Mike?
Mike: *busts in the room with a fur coat and fake puppy* I'm Mike, Also known as God's greatest gift to the earth. God's best creation,
Ray: How are you God's greatest gift? I thought Beyoncé was God's greatest gift
Prince: How are you God's greatest gift when you're ugly, He must not like you that much
Mike: Ugh , whatever *sits down with a stuff dog & starts petting it* I'm a queen & you guys need to respect me
Prince: Ohhh so you are a more talented Prod ? I get it , I'm caught up
EJ: Prod is talentless , I'm disgusted at his vocals
Walter: speaking of talentlessness; Ray *turns around to face Ray* what the fuck happened at that interview. When were you going to tell us you were dating a monkey
Ray: Ok, *coughs* Prod is my ...
Stalker
EJ: WHAT
Roc: WHATTTT
Prince: *gasps* I already knew that and the origin on how it happened
Walter: Then why didn't you tell us?
Prince: Because I forgot
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Mindless Short Stories
ЮморShort Stories of The Series of Events That Has Happened in Mindless Behavior's life.