One Direction Fanfic Rants

Lizard tities

-'he just looked so angel like and so peacefully beautiful

SHANIQUA STOP THINKING LIKE THAT HE BURNT YOU WITH A BRANDING IRON

but he's so pretty. I think I love him.

SHANIQUA ITS BEEN 3 DAYS STOP THINKING THIS.

but I have to give him a chance at least.'

Damn girl stop talking to yourself, it's unhealthy

- when it's over sometime like christmas and nye and none of the good books your reading update until like 4 months later and your so bored for those 4 months you invent an animal or something

the rest of this chapter is written by @Luv_the_TARDIS

Sup um....... I haven't done this before well sort of-ish. 

I have read some fanfic's on 1D and I think it was okay and it had 5sos in it but it was weird. 

So there was this girl that was one of the 1D boys' cousin and she moved in with them and they had invited 5sos to stay with them. The funny thing was.......

Zayn, Harry, Niall, Calum and Ashton were fucking trying to hook up with her. 

Oh my fucking god! 

I mean get real that doesn't happen in rl. 

I can't get one guy to like me and now she has five of those guys trying to hook up with her. 

And apparently Luke already gave up as soon as he saw her. I was thinking wow there's one person I feel sorry for.................................................. 

And that's Liam. 

Dude she was his fucking cousin. 

And what's worse the writer didn't even fucking including Michael. Fucking fuck what's wrong? Are you sick with amnesia?

But then like Zayn and Harry stopped going after her and whats worse at the end of the book she moved in with eight other guys who were friends. 

*Sighs and bangs head on a pole* 

Four of those guys went to her school. The other four she met at a camp site in a mountain. 

*Chokes on own spit* 

and as they were coming down, mt vesuvious popped and lava came and burned them to a cinder 

the end 

and that my friends is what happened in pompeii

chapter by @b20claire and @Luv_the_TARDIS