Carrots

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Ok I really wanted to go to the IHeartRadio Festival but it's kinda hard when you live in Australia and the festivals in America

That's right hoes, I'm AUSSIE

Anyhow

Carrot fanfics really annoy me

Especially when some 10 year old thinks they can start writing one nowadays

Bitch it's 2014 not 1867

Oh, honey, that's not the worst bit.

I read this fic one time and legit - word for word - it said --

"As soon as we got into the car, Zayn got out his mirror and checked his reflection. Harry got out his phone most likely to be on twitter. Louis got out some carrots and munched on them. Niall got out his food, which consists of Doritos, Lays, M&M's and more."

Swet Jehsus

When I first saw that I legit didn't know weather to laugh or cry.

I'm a little lost for words rn

It's like 1:30 and I'm really bored and I'm considering sleeping but I'm not tired

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