- why are they always thrown over a shoulder. Like why can't you carry me upside down, dangle me from my feet
That'd be fun.
- 'I have anger issues shaniqua" Niall tells me sweetly. 'I could kill you without thinking' he smirked
Well that went form 0-100 real quick
- chick is supposed to be depressed but is always smiling and dancing with rainbows and unicorns
- when a really good story ends and you think there gonna be a sequel to then find out there ain't gon be no sequel
:?
When a story's cover has a pic from 2k15 but the fic is a carrot fic
Uhgm k den
- when naughty boy randomly shows up in a fic
Um, yeah id rather you didn't invite some greasy ass Kentucky fried nugget here thx
- when shaniquas bffl is some Virgin Mary101 and shaniqua is some slut who owns a nunery
Try again sugar plum
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