-'could you... Zip me up?' She asked the murderer 'sure' he replied seducively 'this doesn't change anything between us tho' she then said 'no u dumb bitch I love you' and they made bby's
Hmm.
- Liam? Is that really you?
No you dumb bitch it's a kramoda dragon
Oh true true
Lol I'm funny
-I couldn't possibly have 3 boys liking me at the same time! Right? I mean I've never had anyone like me in my hole entire life, I mean I've always been bullied so...
I'm going to murder your soul
- treats her like shit but claims to have always been in love with her
It's a no from me
Alright if you want to do some romantic cliche shit, you better fucking warn me before I read half of your book alright? I don't have time to read halfway through your shitty arse book to then figure out that there is some fucking love square and they do all these shitty tumblr worthy dates. Nah man, then she's all like "fuck you how could you date my best friend to make me jealous I don't even like you" neckminute "omG me and harreh and now bf and gf" also "oh no, Louis is now in love with me and my bestie really did love harreh" nahmahmahanbajanagsjiejsbsjsh kms
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One Direction Fanfic Rants
Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...
