- how do all these bitches develop bruises so fast? Like wtf 1 second you fine walking down the street and next second you have a big arse purple/blue/yellow bruise all the way up your hip.
When did this happen
- why I zayn always the bad guy? he's like a puppy in god form
- "I feel so bad keeping this important information from Louis, but it's for the best"
For the best my arse
- every story has to refer to the fault in our stars somehow
Don't judge. I haven't read or seen the book/movie. :|
- I haven't felt like this in a long time. Not since the incident
*grimaces* can you not
- has shaniquas closest family member die yet she couldn't give two flying fucks
- when the author starts to ramble and has about 20 filler chapters and the book is just flying out of prep oration and is going no where
-"you will understand this better if you keep reading the updates"
*takes a year to update*
Where the fuck were you, ey?
That new song by Michael Clifford's ex cracks me up aha
NIALL IS IN MELBOURNE I REPEAT NIALL IS IN MELBOURNE
MY HOME STATE
ty ily
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