- I loved that I had this effect on him
Which one, X-pro?
- "I like harry and he likes me but I may as well go out with Liam bc he asked me in a date and I don't like him"
Brb imma go cry
- "why is life so confusing" shaniqua laughed as he jumped off the biulding and into a pond of silver and pink fairy dust
It's bc you should have gone out wITH HARRY YOU YOU INCONSIDERATE ARSEHOLE
- it just so happens that they always have a spare condom in their bedside draw even tho they a virgin
No.
-hates her parents bc they both a rich bitch but still looks up to them and takes their advice even tho she sees them for 37 min a day
Ew who tf r u
-I felt his warm breath fanning my neck for 4 hours strait.
E.T is back
- nyree ordered me to go out on that slutty dress bc she thought it was just long enough for my bellybutton.
Your friend must be Tony abbot if you actually listen to that
A'right. So.
I'm on holidays abc Christmas.
Man I love Christmas.
And I'm at my grandmas and there no wifi so I'll probs post this soon when I leave to go to my other grandparents house.
TODAY IS THE 24TH PPL. TODAY IS A MAJESTIC DAY. TODAY, A GODESS SHALL TURN 23. TODAY IS MILESTONE OF A DAY AND SHOULD NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
TODAY LOUIS WILLIAM GODDAMN TOMLINSON SHALL BE BIRTHED 23 YEARS AGO.
WHAT A DAY.
AND FUCKING CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW.
YAYAYAYYAYAYYSYSYAYSYSYYSYSYSYSBDKEH FUCK YEAH
IM SO HAPPY
I WANNA SING AND DANCE *VIOLENTLY SHAKES MARACAS*
HAVE A MERry Christmas and a happy new year everyone and I'll update in 2015.
Ily all thank for 5k this year and everything.
And remember
Imma tart my other book, despondent next year.
I have to edit a few chapters an shit bc the epilogue if crap af
Yeah.
Ily all bye
YOU ARE READING
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