One Direction Fanfic Rants

Name tahts

- why do they always introduce themselves by their full names?

"Ello, my name is Esteban Julio Ricardo Dela Rosa Ramirez . And yours is?" " My name is Shaniqua Allaqe Christodolopolus Dabbous Allaquenut"

Pls read that with a Spanish accent omg

- when the author writes a story and it's has the same parts to another famous, good story you've read and you just want to cry bc it's such a badly written copy of your fave book

I want to cry tbfh

Somebody tried to copy hidden

Hidden

The bestest fucken Fanfiction on this planet

Don't test me bitch

It's exactly the fucking same

I AM SCREAMING CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME?!??

This shitty copy is called I accidentally fell in love with roommate

Really bicth

-we both moan loudly in pleasure as I take another bite of his Cheshire sausage which he happily cooked on the barbecue for a gathering with friends

DoNt Do ThAt To Me OmFg I'm ScArReD

-" he's a monster but I know he would never hurt me"

I'm sure that's exactly what Rihanna said

Execute yourself

*violently screams and smashes door into face*

- if somebody mentions how Niall basically praises nandos or zayn being vain or liam as half puppy or Louis asking if they like carrots or harry being on his phone 29/8 I will not hesitate I disconnect their wifi bc it's fucking annoying an we are in 2014 not 1864 shitbags

- but I'm supposed to hate him

And I suppose I hate you too you dickwad

- why is the answer to all their problems punching their best-fucking-friend wtf I will execute you myself

-*5th chapter
*gets first job
*already slapped their neighbour and gets pinned against the wall
*gets into a love triangle
*goes to frat party for the first time
*gets kissed by a random guy and just decides to kiss back
*that random guy ends up being Niall who is in this love triangle
*niall ends up being beatan by harry who also likes her

Gurl by