One Direction Fanfic Rants

Dancing queen pls

Ok so this is something completely different to fanfic ranting

This is about my school

My school dance night

Fucking hell I'm so annoyed

So this year we got a new dance teacher at our school and she's young and kinda nice?????? *snorts*

Anyways

She has to teach at least one dance to about 8 different classes which is pretty hard

But seriously

My class was one of the first acts right (3rd) and so we were like 'yeah ok getting it over and done with'

And we had our first and only rehearsal today so we didn't know how the other classes were going to dance or what song they were dancing to

So we do the dance, come off and in most of the acts after that, there were exactly the same dance moves as ours

And I was like wtaf that bitch has no originality

And the worst one of all

This dance had 26 of the same dance moves as ours (we counted lol)

Ad guess what the song was

GUESS

IT WAS FUCKING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BY ONE DIRECTION

AND I WAS JUST REALLY MAD

LIKE NO WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT SONG.

YOU DONT DO THAT SONG WITHOUT RUNNING IT BY ME FIRST. NO. FUCK YOU YOU BITCHSALAD.

IT WAS BASICALLY THE SAME DANCE ROUTINE EXEPT FOR THE GIRL THAT COULD FRICKEN TO ALL THIS GYMNASTICALLY SHIT

(No shit she was state champion)

AND WHAT WAS EVEN WORSE

The dance teacher had caught ""the flu and gastro at the same time""

So she wasn't even there

And she basically copied off of each dance and did it for every dance

Does that even sense make?

^ And you didn't read that properly ;)

And it was an one direction song

But I had to dance to fuckING HAPPY

HAPPY

FUCKING HAPPY

GODDAMN FUCKING HAPPY

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I DESPISE THAT SONG

AND NOW YOU KNOW

Fuck

I'm just angry and ugh

Ew

And our costumes were disgusting

We had to wear and black singlet and black leggings and I'm like 'yeah that's cool'

But what we didn't know was that we had to wear silver sequinned tops that looked like satan handmade them with his fucking horn

They were absolutely gross

Most of them were one shoulder

*gags*

One of them was long sleeved with a big arse frill at then end and it was one shoulder and I nearly had to wear that onstage

I screamed legit

I. Am. Not. Doing. Dance. Next. Year. It. Can. Go. Die.