- I suddenly got that eerie sensation that someone was watching me, burning blazing holes through the back of my head.
Hoooe.
- my lips snorkelled into a smile
Imma slap those lips off your face and make you kiss your own ass
- he ripped through my virginity as I was overcome with pleasure
Damn son that sounds more like someone's cheese grating your asshole
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One Direction Fanfic Rants
Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...