PICKUP LINES~ NEWT

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"Are you the maze? Cause I'm lost in you."

"Are you a runner? Cause you're running in my mind."

So you see, my best friend y/b/n and I were having a pick up line battle between us in the med-hut. Miraculously, no one was injured or sick today, so that left us being bored to death, lying on the bed, wow that rhymed!

"Are you a thief? Cause you stole my heart" Y/b/n smirked at me, thinking I was done. I smirked back, with a expression which said, 'you're in for a long ride darling'

------TIME SKIP--------

Ughh, I was exhausted after such a long day. During our break, one of the builders stabbed his stomach, with a hammer and we bandaged him which made us put a pause on our little game.

Currently, I was with the others in the kitchen having dinner, y/b/n was nowhere to be seen. Until,

"Hey y/n!" I heard someone call out to me. y/b/n.

"AM I STUNG? CAUSE I'M GOING CRAZY FOR YOU."

All the boys looked at us like we're crazy. I just smirked at them and shouted back, "GAME ON BITCH"

She smirked back and we sat on a dinner table, opposite to each other. Others were gathered around us, clearly not understanding a thing.

"Did you get hit by Avada Kedavra? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous." I started. Being a Potterhead meant unlimited puns, so that was a bonus for both of us.

"That dress looks nice, I bet it will look better on my bedroom floor." The guys laughed at this, while I just grinned proudly,

"Kinky, I like it." She beamed and said,

"Well good, cause that's what she said." She winked and we high-fived. This was a normal thing for us.

"Anyways, back to the game. Your turn." She nodded her head at me.

"Let's practice Alohomora. You can be the door, so that I can slam you as much as I want."

"Is that dirt on your nose? Cause I'd love to be Hermione to your Ron."

"Aww, nice. Anyways, is your heart Azkaban? Cause I'd love to be Sirius."

"My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. It never dies, just grows again."

"You don't need a love potion to make me fall in love with you. You can just pass by me again."

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you."

"I tried making sense, but you left me clueless."

"Is your heart wifi? Cause I'm getting signals." y/b/n smirked and winked at me thinking she won. I rolled my eyes and answered,

"Yes, my heart's a wifi, but with absolutely no internet. Hence, pointless." Everyone cheered for me as her line back fired. y/b/n looked at me and gulped knowing I was going to win.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?" I continued.

"Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knees falling for you."
"Nah! I don't. But, do you wanna fall again? Cause I won't mind throwing you off the cliff." People once again cheered, while y/b/n sighed in defeat. Sorry bitch, but you can't out win the queen. I thought to myself.

------------10 YEARS LATER------------

NEWT'S POV

I was in the dining area with everyone, when y/n came running towards us, panting hard. I was immediately on my feet as she rested her hands on the table attempting to catch her breath. I rubbed her back soothingly, after few seconds she calmed down and looked at me, a mischievous glint in her eye.

"Hey Newt! Umm, I know it's late, but, um I know you're second in command, but do you wanna come in my room and be first?" I felt my cheeks heat up as all our friends started laughing hysterically. She smirked at her victory, while I just looked at her, with my eyebrows raised.

"Y/n, love, you do realize that um we are married and we have 2 kids right?"

"Hey!" y/b/n pretended to be mad and walked over to us, her arm around y/n's shoulder.

"Don't listen to him." She said sternly to y/n. "He's just trying to discourage you. I think it was pretty great."
y/n beamed through her eyes, making her e/c eyes glow even more.

"Thanks!" y/n said as they did their famous handshake.

God, I love this woman.

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