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Zayn takes him and he stops crying

"That litt- I mean aww" I said annoyed "I see"

"Well you do have eyes" he pointed out

"He just wanted you" I said "he wanted you to pick him up"

"Who wouldn't" he said and I rolled my eyes at his vainess.....is that a word?

"You hungry?" I asked him

"Yes" Zayn said

"I wasn't speaking to you but whatever" I said skipping out

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"So...?" I said to Mark "why are you here?"

"To see you" he said

"OK" I said "bye now"

"I knew you'd forgot about me" he said with a sigh

"Whoa, just taking the piss out of you" I said "why so upset?"

"You left me" he said "I want you back"

"Eww" I said

"Not like that retard" he said

"I just love how you're always so kind to me" I joked

"I am aren't I?" He said

"Now" I started "why don't you just come to visit?"

"I live hours away" he said

"I know" I said "is this about Ashton?"

"No" he said avoiding my eyes

"Angel" I said lifting his head "don't lie to me"

"Ever since you found out he was your brother you forget about me" he explained "we haven't see each other in a year"

"Not true" I said "we haven't seen each other in 9 months"

"Cause that makes it so much better" sarcasm runs in the family

"It does" I said

"And its not nine months" he corrected "Jabir's turning 1 in what? A month?"

"Actually its 3 weeks" I muttered

"Must you always be right?" He snapped

"If you came to shout at me-" he cut me off

"I didn't" he said "sorry love"

"You're gonna make me cry" I said as tears sprang to my eyes. My brother was basically my life, no offense to my son and husband. Before all I'd have to do to see him is go across the hall, now I can't even pick up the phone to ring him

"I didn't mean to" he said pulling me into his arms

"I know" I said

"Why are you guys crying?" Louis of all people asked coming to the sitting room

"Go home" I said annoyed

"And to think I drove all the way over here just to see you-" he paused "cry"

"You came over to see me cry?" I asked

"I don't like you" he said and walked out

I really wish I had a company called Bitch Be Gone

"Where's my bitch repellant?" I asked 

"I hid all the knifes" Louis said coming back in

"Knifes?" I questioned "knives, and that's fine. I'll just use my powers"

"What powers?" He asked

"Bam! Poof! Irrelevant begone!" I said holding up my hand to his hand

"Haha!" He laughed

"Daddy" I said taking out my cell and ringing my dad

"Hey princess" he said

"You lied to me" I said in anger "you said if I slept under the stairs for a day I'd get powers like Harry Potter"

"Your powers didn't come?" He asked

"No" I said

"Maybe you should hang up and bother your mother" he suggested

"OK bye daddy" I said hanging up "mum?"

"Yes?" She asked

"Daddy lied to me" I said "he said I had powers"

"How old are you again?" She asked

"You should know" I said "after all you are my mum"

"I'm hanging up" she said as the line went dead

"She hung up" I gasped

"Can you blame her?" Louis said "what grown woman rings her mum and complains about her father lying about her having powers like Harry Potter?"

"You" I shot back

"I'm not a woman" he said

"And neither am I" I said "I'm Heaven"

"You're annoying" he said storming out

"No" I said "I'm Heaven"

"Zayn?" Mark said going upstairs "what'd you give her?"

"I'm just fine" I said following him "Zayn"

"Yeah?" He asked as he held Jabir

"Is he asleep?" I asked

"Yeah" he said. Is that the only word he knows?

"Your relationship is so lame" Mark said leaving us alone

"True" I said in agreement

"Aren't you sweet?" He joked

"No I'm Heaven" I said once again

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