This chapter will probably upset a specific person
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"But I wanna go" I say to Zayn
"Babe" he says placing his hands on my shoulders "you're pregnant"
"And so are you"
"Actually I'm not"
"You don't know that"
"Pretty sure I'd know if I were pregnant"
"I didn't" I say "guess you were wrong"
"What if you get hurt?"
"Like your feelings every time I slay you?"
"Also another reason why you can't play man hunt with us" he says
"And that is?"
"your sarcasm is annoying"
"Not to me"
"Of course it doesn't bother you" he throws his hands up in frustration "it is you after all"
"You don't know that" I argue "I could be an alien who took human form and locked the real Heaven in the closet"
"Wait wait wait- that was way too specific"
"Yes Zayn" I start "I'm an alien"
"If I let you come will you stop with the sarcasm?"
"Sure"
"Come on then" he says taking my hand and going into the dark room
"Hey Chase" I hear a lad say "look over there"
"Hey old lady" his mate calls to someone
"Hey you in the llama shirt"
I looked down
"Yes you" he says "you are the only one wearing a llama shirt right?"
"Where's your mother?"
"Over there" he says pointing to two women. I stroll over to them
"Excuse me mam" I say
"What?" The blonde headed one says
"Your sons are being very di-"
"Disrespectful" the brunette says "like I haven't heard that one before. Listen lady, well more like teenage girl. Why don't you go have your kid and see how they become"
"So you're just going to let them be disrespectful?"
"Yes" the blonde says "I'm so sick of you knocked up teenage girls thinking you've got everything under control, you just wait till you give birth"
"First of all" I start "I was just trying to let you know that your sons are being very dikish, its dickrespectful, and oh yeah makes them both dicks. And 2) I'm actually 26"
"No respect" the brunette says
"Oh now you want to talk about respect? Where was your talk about respect when I was informing you both about your sons?" I say turning to leave "oh- and I'm not a single mother. There's my husband- I know better than yours- and there's my child that I've been taking care of for some time now"
I return to a shocked Zayn
"Come on babe" I say taking his and Jabir's hand
"Let's get her" I hear one of the lads say
YOU ARE READING
Zayn Malik? But do I care?
Random(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All they wanted to talk about was Zayn. "Do I look like I care about what he thinks?" "but he's Zayn Malik!" Robin says. She wasn't fond of him but...
