"Heaven?" Zayn asked sitting next to me on the sofa. I don't know how he was able to find a new flat in a few days, but..eh?
"Yeah?" I asked
"We need to chat" he said taking my hand. Here we go again
"About what?" I asked
"Us" he said "what exactly are we?"
"What do you wanna be?" I asked
"Mates" he said. Oh? OK
"Dumbarse" I said running to my room
"Babe wait" he called
"I'm not your babe" I muttered "are you kidding me? I spent 2 weeks crying over yo-"
He came in making me stop
"I was just messing around" he said and I scoffed. I grabbed a pillow and beat him with it
"That's not funny" I said between hits
"OK" he said "I'm sorry"
"Your apology is not accepted" I joked
"Babe?" He said wrapping his arms around me "forgive me"
"Nope" I said skipping out
"Babe" he called "I'm sorry, I love you"
"Love's as good as nutella" I shouted
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Have you ever wanted to kill someone so badly? That's literally how I fell. I want to kill Louis William freaken Tomlinson
"And this is Kevin" he said showing me his plastic pigeon "he's Robin and I's son"
"No he's not" I said slapping his 'son' Kevin out of his hands
"How dare you?" He scoffed "don't touch my son. You were gonna be the god mother but now it's Dana"
"Oh no" I said with a gasp "I was gonna be the godmum for your plastic pigeon and now I can't?"
"That's right" he said not getting the fact that I didn't care "you missed the boat"
"I hope you get stuck on an island and I'll float by on my boat and I hope you miss it" I said and he rolled his eyes
"I hope your boat sinks" he shot back
"I hope you get bitten by a crab" I said
"I hope you get bitten by a shark" he said
"I hope the island people capture you and roast you like the little piglet you are" I shot back
"Well I hope you get eaten and die" he said
"And I hope you starve to death" I said
"Are you guys done wishing death upon each other?" Liam asked as we had a staring contest
"Ha I win" I said as he blinked
"Robin she's being mean to me" he said bursting into tears
"Heaven" she scolded. Well then. Two can play at this game
"You little bitch" I muttered
"You're evil" Louis said
"Zayn" I said forcing myself to cry. I laid in his lap and cried into his chest
"What's wrong?" He asked buying my act
"L-Louis" I said between sobs "h-he, he's being awful to me. He said that he wishes I'd die"
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Zayn Malik? But do I care?
Random(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All they wanted to talk about was Zayn. "Do I look like I care about what he thinks?" "but he's Zayn Malik!" Robin says. She wasn't fond of him but...
