"Meow" I said as I made cat noises
"Are you OK?" Zayn asked
"Yeah why?" I asked confused
"You're making cat noises" he said kneeling down in front of me
"Oh is it bothering you?" I asked
"Why are you making cat noises?" He asked
"Here I'll do a goat" I said "bahaha"
"Why do I always pick the strange ones?" He said and I waved him off
"Hey Zaynie bear?" I said
"Yes my innocent flower?" He asked
"Do you think you can get me-" he stopped me. He pulled something from behind his back. I bet you're thinking its nutella. Nope. I found my new obsession. Dolly mixtures. They were amazing "you're the greatest man alive"
"Ever" he corrected "don't you mean ever?"
"No that was Milton Hershey" I said
"Who?" He asked "why is he named after chocolate?"
"He invited hershey" I explained "you know, Hershey park? Hershey school? Hershey PA?"
(I asked my mum to let me go but she said no because its all the way on the other side of the world in the northern hemisphere)
"Cool" he said
"I really hope he gets my brains and your looks" I said "if its the other way around, I'm gonna die"
"What's that supposed to mean?" He said with an offended look
"You're hot" I said "then he will be hot"
"Wait...he?" He said and I nodded "aww"
"You were there" I said "how could you not know?"
"Oh yeah" he said and I face palmed
"I'm gonna go before I end up in jail" I said grabbing my sweets and running to our room
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"Who the hell are you?" I sang "I'm the weekend, I'm so glad you let me be in this video"
"Since a-wen?" Zayn asked
"That's Bart Baker" I said "I'm dressed up like a kitty"
"You and your cats" he said shaking his head "what're you doing anyway?"
"Yoga" I said "I'm bored"
"Is it naked yoga?" He said with a smirk as he tried doing the moves I was
"No and eww" I grimaced "why would you want to watch a pregnant woman do yoga naked?"
"I do a lot of things you don't know about " he said as his eyes became glossy
"Why are you crying?" I asked
"My back" he said in a strained voice "I think I broke my back"
"You're such an old man" I teased helping out of his position
"Excuse me?" He said "I'm not old"
"You just broke your back" I pointed out
"Thanks for stating thee obvious" he said with an eye roll
"Zayn?" I said " do you have a problem with sleeping on the sofa?"
"Yes" he said
"Then shut up" I said
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"Help me" Niall said bursting through the door "Jesse won't leave me alone"
"She wants a baby Niall" I said with a smirk "she wants your joystick"
"Well she can't have it" he said plopping next to me
"The way you used your joystick really made her mouse click" I sang "let her sit down on your laptop and do a little hip hop"
"Are you giving me advice or what...?" He said "cause it sounds like you're just quoting Vengaboys"
"I am" I said in a duh tone "I don't know whether that song is about pregnancy or an STD"
"I'd rather not find out" he said "can you hide me?"
"Can you explain why you're over here in your pants and nothing else?" I asked. The lad was only wearing pants. Who runs outside in the cold in boxers?
"That girl's gonna kill me" he said "I can't take it anymore"
"Oh well" I said shrugging him off "that's not my problem"
"So you're not gonna help me?" He said
"I would.....but I don't like you so get out" I said and he huffed
"I'll just ask Liam" he said
"Oh yeah" I said "cause Liam knows how to keep a secret"
"Yeah well neither can I" he argued
"No kidding" I said before pushing him outside to his mini "go home"
"If I die-" I cit him off
"I'll tell your mum you love her" I said. He pouted but got in his mini and drove off
"Babe?" I heard from inside "I need some ice"
"Coming Gramps" I teased
"I'm not old" he argued "I'm wise"
"Something an old person would say" I said
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Quick update. It seems like every time I want to update, my mum needs me for something.
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Zayn Malik? But do I care?
Random(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All they wanted to talk about was Zayn. "Do I look like I care about what he thinks?" "but he's Zayn Malik!" Robin says. She wasn't fond of him but...
