"At my funeral" I started "can you make sure I don't get buried in anything pink?"
"You're not serious are you?" Niall asked "please tell me this is some kind of hidden camera show"
"Niall, I'm not Ashton Kutcher" I said rolling my eyes "did you not read my diary?"
"No" he said "and I thought you said it wasn't a diary?"
"Shut up" I said "he brought the depression back. My symptoms were going away. I went from severe to mild. All it took was Zayn to ruin everything"
"You can't run away from your fears" he said and I shot daggers at him
"Tell me Niall" I started "if you were a girl and you were in love with Zay-"
"I don't fancy where this is heading" he said cutting me off
"Anyways" I said "you and Zayn were best mates. You supported him in everything. You told him to listen to his mum and audition for X-Factor. He leaves you for months. You don't see him for about 2 years. He comes back. You're ready to tell him that you love him, but before you do. He tells you that he loves someone else. You and him end your friendship. Years later you and him date. You break up. You're forced to get married. He changes. You get back together. You break up again. You get back together. He tells you that he never loved you. What would you do?"
"Leave" he said with a sigh "but you know that I'm not gay right?"
"Eh?" I shrugged and he shook his head
***
"Stop packing" Robin said. I had asked for her help packing up all my things. I was regretting it. First she brought Louis along, then she wouldn't stop unpacking
"Stop unpacking" I said as she took all my clothes out of the suitcase
"Don't leave" she said
"I can't" I said "you keep unpacking. What is this? Zoey 101?"
"Stop" she begged sitting on my suitcase
"No" I said trying to push her off
"Louis" she shouted "rape"
"Don't move" I heard him yell from downstairs "I need a picture"
"What you'll need is a duvet and some pillows for the sofa if you don't help me" she threatened. They're not even married and she's treating him like they are
"Sure I'll help" he said barging into the room "I thought you guys wer- aww"
"I told you I'm not a lesbian" I said as he frowned "Robin.. I'm not sure of"
"I'm not a lesbo" she argued
"I don't know" I said mysteriously "your name is Robin"
"So?" She asked
"No offense" I started "you dress like a boy, touch me more than you should, and once again I repeat, your name is Robin"
"Oh I'm sorry" she said sarcastically "was the no offense part supposed to distract me from the insult?"
"Yes" I said and she shook her head
*
"Bye Liam, Stella, Niall, Jesse, Dana, Harry,Robin, and Louis" I said and turned away
"No goodbye hug?" Robin said and I rolled my eyes
"Nope" I said. And no, I didn't pop the 'p'. That sounds really wrong
"Bitch" I heard her mutter
"But I'm your bitch" I smiled. She chuckled and shook her head at me
"I swear they're lesbians" Louis said and she hit him
"If I die young" I heard. Who's playing The Band Perry?
"Sorry" Niall said leaving to answer his cell
"That's not helping the situation" I muttered
"Don't you wanna say bye to Zayn?" Liam asked.. Well more like challenging me to leave without working out my problems
"Do I have to?" I asked and he nodded
-
"Zayn mutha loving Malik" I said banging on his door
"You're banging on my door because......?" He said letting me in
"Don't be rude" I said smacking him "bye"
"You came up to say bye?" He said and I nodded
"Bye" I repeated before strolling back outside
"That was quick" Harry said
"That's what she said" I said snickering
"I knew it" Louis said gasping "I knew it. I told you all that she was a lesbian"
"What you need to do is shut up" I said rolling my eyes
"Uh huh" he said with his hands on his hips. He looked me up and down and made a 'bye Felicia ' face "lesbo"
"Look who's speaking" I said "don't forget that you're the other half of Larry Stylington"
"W- y- sh- Robin she's bothering me" he said pointing to me
"Leave him alone" she said "he can't help it if he's in love with Harry"
"Stop" he cried as we all snickered "where does all this sass come from? I'm the only normal one"
"Sure" Liam said
"I am" he argued "I'm insightful and perspicacious"
"Bitch eat a Snickers" I said handing him some chocolate "cause you sure as hell aren't Louis"
He pushed me in my car and stormed off
"Haters" he yelled "all of you"
"Damn DAT ass" I teased as he strutted away
"Hey" Robin said "back off"
"You back off" I said "we all know that's Harry's main squeeze, while you're his side chick"
"Haha" Niall shouted "who's smart now Liam?"
"Definitely not you" Liam muttered before leaving
"Bitch you got 2 turtles named Lilo and Stich" Niall said following him "who are you to talk?"
"Man, my sarcasm is rubbing off on everyone" I said fake crying "I can't believe this so happening"
"Will you just go?" Louis screamed in the distance
"Suck my ass Lewis" I shouted back. I heard running and slammed the door. I drove away quickly
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Is it weird that even I didn't see that ending coming? I was gonna make her stay.. But... Whatever
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Zayn Malik? But do I care?
Random(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All they wanted to talk about was Zayn. "Do I look like I care about what he thinks?" "but he's Zayn Malik!" Robin says. She wasn't fond of him but...
