A/N: I thought it would be fun to have a chat after a long time; Liverpool one🤣
Guys it's the present rn not flashback
Present day
Manchester City groupchat
Raheem: hello?
Raheem: anyone alive?🤔
Raheem: did everyone go to Papua New Guinea with Gary Neville???😰
Raheem: Holly!!! Yes she's typing 🤫
Holly and 2 others are typing...
Holly: raheem srsly? what do you expect us to do in this situation?🙄
Angelino: he's an ex Liverpool player🧐
Sergio: if only I were there😈
Raheem: excuse me, Sergio!
It's not like you would have stopped Liverpool from winning the league 👿
Raheem: Holly, what's happened has happened. We gotta focus on FA cup and champions League now and Angelino yes I'm an ex Liverpool player. So is milner an ex man city player😤
John: guys we get it...no one likes Liverpool💩
Darcy: for once I might as well agree with raheem. He's not wrong. What's happened has happened. We gotta move on and you guys better be focusing on other leagues.
Eric: right🌞
Holly: Eric how are you?🌜
Sergio: ok fine...I was just joking🙄
Angelino: so was I to get your attention😳
Vincent: attention seeker!!!🤯
Ederson: he's good now🌜
Kyle: did you apologise, my dear Brazilian lad?🙈
Gabriel: 😅
Eric: yeah he did and it's okay...stuff like this happens in football😺
Holly: so how's your day been?😁
John: don't ask sister😒
Nabil: I'm just gonna unsee that, holly😌
Kevin: holly, am I supposed to answer that question?😵
Fernandinho: it's not like people don't know how our day has been...😶
Darcy: jokes apart...Kyle walker...you're amazing...and your kyling got me like 🤯
Kyle: thank you😊
Benjamin: omg Bernardo
Bernardo!!! Bernardo!!!😡
Bernardo: what happened?😲
Riyad: he used the blush emoji🤥
Leroy: where in the actual world did you even see him using the blush emoji? Why would he even wear blush???🙊
Holly: oh god...someone knock some sense into this german dude's empty head😾
Kevin: he's German... that's understandable, holly😼
Ilkay: says the one from Belgium, the most dysfunctional country ever👺
Vincent: what did you just say??? 👹
Benjamin: Kyle is blushing
Take your girl, Bernardo👀
Bernardo: what girl u talking about???🤔
Raheem: DARCY MY LORD!!!
Everyone knows she's legit your girl...🤭
Bernardo: wha-?
Darcy: ......I got some work...see you guys later...
Rodri: *feeling the vibe
Ederson: *tries to understand what even happened
Gabriel: *analysing all the points
Riyad: *dying out of laughter
Raheem: *wriggling eyebrows
Holly: *kinda understood but WHAT!?
Bernardo: what!?
Holly: are you two...?
Darcy: bye guys
Holly: heyyy wait🧐
Sergio: she's gone☺️
Kevin: what's gone is gone!😊
Vincent: you better not let her go, Bernardo🤐
Bernardo: I got some work as well guys
Bye😬
Holly: *still confused
Kyle: coming to Holly's question about our days, well mine has been shit with Liverpool winning the league🤐
Holly: after 30 years and few days, my lad
Riyad: ugh mine has been absolutely dead
Didn't even get on Instagram today😣
John: lil advice: if any of you follow sky sports, then don't see their account today😒
Ilkay: why?🤔
Holly: ik why
It's filled with Liverpool winning the league😑
John: told ya she's my sister🌞
Kyle: the admin is mostly a Liverpool fan 🥶
João: but they took 30 years. It's ok we still have our other competitions🤠
Holly: you guys better not be bottling against Newcastle😎
Kevin: we won't
Nicolas: btw where's aymeric?🙊
Holly: he's having a headache
Sleeping...🤓
Oleksandr: every person in Manchester is rn..even ALEKS
Holly: vlada!!!😻
Vincent: coming back to the Germans! We aren't dysfunctional😾
Leroy: ngl but you are🤡
Kevin: actually we are🥴
Vlada: you guys literally have three languages😐
David: Dutch and French, right?
Leroy: yeah and they got a small part speaking German as well which is super complicated if you'll try to understand the languages🤯
Holly: so how does the country function?
Kevin: well it doesn't function😂
Vlada: lmao😭🤣
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Thought it would be fun to do this rn 😂
Guys we're winning the game against Newcastle for fa cup. We better win this game and oh bro, we'll be playing against arsenal again if that happens. All the best💙
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