𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 + 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 ✔︎︎

𝙳𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 - 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝙽

•• Dally during COVID-19 Quarantine ••

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- doesn't wear a mask whenever he goes out.

- Bar guy who sells alcohol: "siR wE cAnT Let yOu iN wiThOuT a MaSk"

- Dally ends up beating bar guy up for not selling him beer

- *pOLiCe siRenS in diStaNce* Dally: welp gotta bounce

- only sanitizes when someone 'yuCkY' touches him ( which is everyone bc dally is too hawt for people germs )

- Darry not letting him inside his house because he's been exposed to the outside without a mask

-  Darry: "there's no way i'm lettin' you give my brothers that disease!"

- Dally: "foR fUckS sAkE i DONT HAVE CORONA skfkskfmegmmef"

- Dally sneaking in Darry's house from Pony and Soda's room window.

- Pony coming in for a book to see Dally sitting on the bed trying on Soda's cologne.

- Pony screaming, Scaring Dally.

- Pony: " DAR—"

- Dally: *while pointing his finger straight at pony* "you tell Darry i'm here and i'll skin ya. Got it? Now go get me cake. Now, i tell ya!"

- Dally taking the cake and hopping back out the window.

- Dally *making weird moaning noises* "AuGhHhH this is the BEST cake ever i swear AGUUBHBHHH"

- Dally calling you through a payphone.

- "I swear it's like just 'cause i don't wear a stupid mask everywhere i go, i'm suddenly affected with this stupid disease-whatcha-ma-call it i can't even go to Darry's! I remember once the WHOLE gang was sick and Darry still let me in his house like- im healthier than ALL of them! It's ridiculous"

- you: *is asleep from Dally's blabbering*

- Dally: "Y/n!"

- You: "Mtgjsnf huh? What?"

- Dally: "-_-"

- You: " Yeah yeah i'm sorry hun.. that must suck. You can come over to my house if you want."

- Dally: "i'm not wearing a mask."

- You: "Dal- you bet—"

- Dally: *hangs up phone*

- "stupid corona." *frowns*

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