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Chapter 8

When we got home, Fuyumi and I played Cards Against Humanity before I went over to Haruhi's.

It.
Was.
Amazing.

I haven't laughed that much since I was like, 7.

Basically, we had an awesome time.

She's like a sister to me, already.
I can tell her anything and I know she will listen to me.

I know she'll care and try to help.

I know that if I don't want advice and I just want to vent, she won't give me any.
And I know that she'll always be there.

After I moved in with Kyouya, I had been forced to become quite cozy with him and his sister.

I only met her a couple weeks ago and she's my best friend.

Besides Haruhi.
Haruhi is a cool chick.
She's so chill and fun.
She doesn't pry into things I don't want to talk about.
It's cool.

We have good talks and I looooovveeee her dad.

Ranka is my bro.

Anyway.

After CAH I went over to Haruhi's house.
We baked a cake and drew me in frosting on the top.

She ate my face.

It was awesome.

Then we prank called Tamaki and asked if Genghis Khan had stolen his panties.

He said no.

But it was also awesome.

Next was Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Hello. This is the local police force. We heard you went on a panty raid dressed as Genghis Khan."

"W-What?!?!"

"This IS Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin right?"

"Y-Yes."

"Alright. We will be coming to arrest you when you are least expecting it. Good luck."

I hung up the phone before I burst into laughter.

"Hello? Is this Kyouya Ootori?"

"Yes. Who is this?"

"This is Japan Police force. we heard you wear My Little Pony boxers to bed. This is illegal."

((No offense. I loooovvveee MLP))

"WHAT?!"

"Sorry Mr.Ootori. We will be on our way to arrest you."

"WHAT?!?!"

I had noticed his boxers last night. No, you dirty minded perverts. The opportunity was just too cute to pass.

After I hung up Haruhi's house phone we got a call from the prankee himself.

"Hello?"

"Rin?"

"Yes?"

"Where are you? Are you still at Haruhi's? Who did you tell about my boxers? Why am I being arrested for boxers?!"

"Woah. Calm down Kyo. What's going on?"

"IM BEING ARRESTED FOR MY RAINBOW DASH BOXERS!!!"

"Oh."

"That's all you have to say?!"

Oh god I am going to die when he finds out that it was just a prank call.

"Sorry Kyo. I have to go. we are about to play a board game. See you later!" I lied quickly and hung up.

"Ok next is Honey and Mori."
We thought for a while about what to say to them before we got it.

"Hello?"
"Hi is this Mitsukuni Haninozuka?"
"Yup!!"
"Your going to be arrested."
"Huh? Why?!"
"Too much cake."
"HUH?!"
"It's illegal to eat that much cake."
"TAKASHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" Aw the poor kid was crying now.

"Hello?" A deep voice echoed through Haruhi's living room.

"Uh hi! Are you Takashi Morinozuka?"

"Yes."

"You are being arrested because your voice is too deep."

"Huh?"
"Sorry sir but both you and Mitsukuni are to be arrested when you least expect it."

After that we hung up. Oh gosh tomorrow is going to rock.

Well, we definitely did not study English and French.

••••time skip••••

They were always checking their backs.

All.
Fucking.
Day.

At the host club they talked about it.

They were all suspecting something, I'm sure. After all, everyone got the call.

Except Haruhi and I.
But they didn't know that.
I was getting arrested for not being enthusiastic (I pretended that Benio reported me), and Haruhi was being arrested for breaking the vase.

It was comedy gold.

Kyouya was pissed.

Honey was upset.

Mori was confused.

Tamaki was anime crying.

Hikaru and Kaoru were angry that they didn't think of dressing up as Genghis khan and going on a panty raid first.

Haruhi is a terrible actress.

I pretended to be angry.

I am also a bad actress.

On the way to the Limousine, Kyouya roughly pushed me against the wall.

"I know you did it, Rin. you're a terrible actress."

Well shit.

I'm screwed.

"I-I uh. I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Mhm. Suuuuuure. I'll get you back for this, just wait."

Then he got off of me and continued to walk like nothing happened.

Bastard.

We didn't talk for the rest of the night.
It was awkward and terribly quiet at dinner, and the car ride home from school was bad too.
I'm in deep doo-doo now.