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Chapter 26 • Pt. 2

Damn, Jungkook was asking for a lonely death.

"Well, Lisa mentioned some things," Bambam pulled out his diplomatic side because sometimes you choose not to be an asshole.

"She talks about me?" Jungkook smiled softly, showing those bunny teeth.

"Bro, you're everything she talks about," Bambam wasn't going to lie, he still wanted to throw up after hearing the "Jungkook is Perfect" speech Lisa gave. "Anyway, quit that smile from your face. She said you invited Chaeyoung to Rap Night"

Like really, WHY?!

(a/n: TELL ME WHY...)

Bambam needed answers, he wanted to really think Jungkook wasn't as stupid as he was acting.

"Because she's always with Lisa, I wanted her between Jaewon and Lisa," he explained.

Fuck it, he was really stupid.

Bambam blinked with a blank face. "...Couldn't you dumbfuck get in the middle?"

"That would be suspicious"

"YOU HAVE TO BE SUSPICIOUS!"

He didn't want to scream but Jungkook was looking for it, I swear. Jungkook and Lisa were turning him into an abusive husband.

"You have to get in the middle, push Jaewon away and kiss the girl," he couldn't believe he really had to tell him step by step what he had to do.

Jungkook lifted his dirty with sauce hands. "Okay sorry for not wanting to get slapped"

Oh, the bitch was being sarcastic now. "Why would she slap you? The fuck?"

"I don't know dude!" Jungkook waved his hands in despair. "I... I don't know how to explain it but I just can't do those things"

"Well swallow your traumas. You have to because the shit you have been doing doesn't work, for real," Bambam was being serious, not giving a shit about his fears or whatever. But, suddenly something important came to his mind: "No wait, I didn't ask you this but I have to"

"What is it?"

"Do you like Lisa?"

"Well...," Jungkook scratched behind one of his ears with a finger, smiling. "A little too much"

a LiTtLe ToO mUcH...

Good Lord, take me, just take me.

"No, don't say that bullshit, I want you to say it for real. Be honest"

"I have the biggest crush," Jungkook confessed, looking at him straight to the eyes. WELL FINALLY. "I may be in love even"

Bambam pretended to be shocked.

"Is she the first thing you think in the morning?" he asked, just to test him more.

(a/n: mrs bed says yes)

"And the last thing I think about at night," Jungkook added casually, cleaning his hands with a napkin to then open the soju bottle to pour themselves a few shots. "Bro, she's always in my mind," he said like the fact that she was there was a beautiful torture. "Suddenly, all I draw and paint is related to her, all the love songs remind me of her, even the sad love songs because I'd feel that shitty if we were dating and she broke up with me," Bambam shot him a look, asking if he was kidding. Jungkook shook his head saying no. "Wish I was kidding but all my final projects are fucking yellow, they have stars too"

"Why yellow, though?"

(a/n: because of the thong i guess)

"Because she's so yellow, so golden, she's like daylight even when it's cloudy," oh he was being poetic now, Bambam drank a shot of soju, eating all these delicious crumbs. "I was in a dark place but in one night, just one, she changed my world, she was like an earthquake and when the earth tore apart, a ray of sunshine came from there, right in my face," and Jungkook was so excited at seeing that, he really couldn't believe the Lisa Effect.