"Can you please do some face expression? I'm terrified right now"
His smile went wide, wrinkles showing at the sides of his happy eyes.
Okay.
He was still a human, Lisa was safe from some robocop shit.
Bambam smiled, satisfied with himself, and crossed his arms at the same time he crossed his legs. "Of course I am not kidding, she's probably flicking her bean while thinking of you right now"
Jungkook frowned. "Yah, don't talk about her like that"
Oh, what a gentleman, Bambam was so affected. "Am I lying?" he asked, before drinking.
Jungkook stuttered, open and closing his mouth like a fish... and then he drank. "I... I wish you weren't," he admitted, looking down at the table but smiling.
"Ooooooh, you nasty," Bambam hit his arm playfully.
Wasn't his Juancoco such a perv? He was proud.
"Here's your burning asshole order, guys," Bobby put the shared dishes with chicken and spicy rice cakes on the table with small cups of kimchi and soy sauce.
Both guys greeted him and he left, in seconds both were attacking the food and asking for soju and beer to accompany the dishes.
"Anyway," Bambam said after peeling a chicken leg with his mouth, some spicy sauce at the corners of his mouth. "Lisa really thinks you like her oh so sweet best friend"
"Aw u bein sawastic?" Jungkook asked, mouthful.
"Yes but that's not the problem," Bambam grimaced because damn this was burning. He drank from his glass and almost moaned because of the ice-cold liquid. "The problem is that you are giving all the wrong signals," he explained.
"But...," Jungkook chewed chicken while thinking, tilting his dead. Once he swallowed, he asked: "How that could be? I'm not pretending I like Chaeyoung or something, she's just a classmate"
Jus't... a classmate.
CLASSMATE.
Bambam snorted, he was drinking at that moment so Jungkook's face got splashed. "Hold on, she's not even your friend?"
"We don't know each other well enough for that," Jungkook said while cleaning his face with a napkin. Bambam wasn't going to apologize, he was busy laughing.
"This is hilarious," he giggled and took a moment to wheeze.
"Stop laughing, this is serious, dude," Jungkook scolded him.
How was he going to stop? Chaeyoung out there acting like she had this man and Jungkook didn't even see her as a friend, it was the peak of comedy.
The next time he saw her, he was going to gift her a wig, A CLOWN WIG.
Aish, these two were making him laugh so much.
"From where Lisa got that idea?" Jungkook asked.
Bambam shrugged, clearing his throat to calm himself. Bobby brought the bottle of soju and two cans of beer meanwhile, both guys said thank you again.
"I don't know, fucker, you tell me," he replied.
"I don't have idea," Jungkook said, looking really clueless.
So he asked Lisa to bring Chaeyoung to a meeting, and he didn't have idea what he did wrong?
Bambam needed a blood pressure check, he was sure it was high. He was beating his grandma ass after this, he would have to steal her pills.
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FanfictionMAIN CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE ADULTS. "Why can't I act normal when I'm with you?" IN WHICH he is too shy to confess and she is too silly to notice his real feelings, that just leads to many misunderstandings and living the biggest frustration...
Chapter 26 • Pt. 2
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