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Chapter 26 • Pt. 2

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Like at the fifth sip Bambam drank, Jungkook finally opened his eyes wide.

"HOLD THE FUCK UP, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Jungkook was scandalized, like a Karen at seeing two guys kissing on the bus.

"How are you the only one not knowing about the Jungkook likes Chaeyoung theory?" Bambam asked, seriously concerned because this guy was a new whole level of attention deficit.

(a/n: are you even part of this fanfic?)

"What theory? I don't like her!"

Couldn't he, I don't know, make a big ass poster saying that and hang it in the entrance of the Art Department? Bambam was available to help, maybe color some letters and add a broken heart for the dramatic effect, play a sad song too. Oh, he had so many ideas.

"Well, then tell Lisa because she's spilling that tea to everyone," he said instead. "She's not good with secrets, let me add"

Lisa was telling everyone he was into Chaeyoung like she was announcing a Blackpink comeback after six years of hiatus.

"How could it be even a secret? It's fake!" Jungkook exclaimed in disbelief.

"Wow, you're so triggered"

"Because I-" he stopped to drink a little bit and calm his nerves. It was good to see, anyway, Bambam didn't expect him to be so affected. "I mean Jisoo Noona mentioned it once but Chaeyoung never did so I thought it was her just trying to tease me," Jungkook continued after gulping.

SO SOMEONE ALREADY TOLD HIM.

Why couldn't men listen for two seconds? Men, and Lisa, and Chaeyoung, everyone in this fucking fanfic.

"Oh, you gotta believe a woman's words even when they're teasing," Bambam commented and took another sip.

Jungkook went silent for a minute, his expression changed slowly as he processed his last words. He moved his hair with his pinky while staring a blank spot. "So when Lisa talked about moving to my house it was true?"

Bambam blinked... "What the fuck? She said that?"

"She was teasing about being too comfortable with me"

Bambam covered his mouth, oh my God, Lisa saying that shit and building fantasies but still in the just friend phase...

He closed his eyes, holding back his temper.

A bitch was working for a slap and her name started with L.

"Well, whatever, she really wants to move in with you," he could say.

Jungkook lightened like a lamp, like ready to explode. "Really?"

Was he fucking surprised?

For real?

WASN'T IT ALREADY OBVIOUS THAT LISA WANTED TO MAKE LIL DUMBFUCKS WITH HIM?

That's it, Bambam snapped: "Yes, because she's whipped for you, BAM, THAT'S THE TEA!"

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Oh my God, he broke him.

Jungkook was too still and it was like Windows stopped working, all the apps stopped and the screen was frozen.

Did he install an antivirus before downloading porn? Because it didn't seem so.

"Yo, is you dead?" Bambam moved his hand in front of his face side to side, searching for signs of life behind his eyes.

Jungkook didn't move, he just looked at him and it was creepy as fuck. "You're not kidding, right? Because it wouldn't be funny"