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Chapter 26 • Pt. 2

"It's not like I'm keeping her close neither!" Jungkook exclaimed, it showed that he was genuinely so surprised that his actions were mistaken. "She talks to me and I chat back, I'm confident with her because I know her"

"Fine, act like she's a stranger"

"She's like my boss right now"

"DO YOU WANT LALISA OR NOT"

"Yes!" he was altered by the sudden attack. "But this situation is so confusing"

Doing all that meant everything, it was going to prove to that pair of dumbfucks who was the girl of his eyes. Oh, Bambam was waiting to see Jungkook slapping Chaeyoung with the cold real truth.

He was still tasting it already, it was salty and delicious. Yummy.

"Welcome to Lisa's world," he said happily. "But at least you know the truth now so you have to move and be direct this time. Talk to her, ask her about her day every day, buy her food, stalk her too if you have to"

Jungkook nodded but he reluctantly asked: "You are completely sure of this, right?"

WHY WAS HE STILL DOUBTING?!

"It's amazing how much I want to kill you," Bambam said seriously.

"Fine, okay, okay, I'll trust you," Jungkook raised his hands again and nodded, then he glanced at the bouquet of roses that was still on the neighbor's table. "I'll buy sunflowers next time," he added.

"And next time, ignore your fucking phone and just kiss her," Bambam barked.

MOVE AND SAVE US ALL PLEASE.

Wait.

Did he just blush?

"...she really wanted to kiss me?" he asked with a weak voice.

Oh, she wanted, she wanted so much.

Bambam had to do charity work: "Bro, she said and I quote," he cleared his throat: "I was going to get on my knees and suck his dick too, but his phone rang and I remembered I don't suck dicks in the first date"

"She said that?" his eyes went wide.

"Bro, I heard it myself with my two perfect ears," Bambam said confidently, pointing at his ears.

"Wow"

You're so smart, Bam. I told you, years ahead of the normal human. You will change this world, young boy.

His work wasn't done yet: "Yeah quit that smile too because you won't get your dick sucked if you keep being a dumbfuck"

"Can you please stop attacking me?"

"I just solved your whole love life, I have rights to attack you," he said shamelessly. "And I've been up since 8 AM after just getting three hours of sleep," he added bitterly.

"Why?"

"Because I had to also talk with Lisa, we had ramen and all," he didn't give more details, Jungkook didn't need that. But he needed more help: "By the way, her favorite is spicy"

"I know," Jungkook nodded. "She likes chocomilk for breakfast and her favorite food is gamjatang"

"Are you going to open a fan page with facts now?" he asked confused. "Because I'll follow it," he said though.

Call him romantic if you want to, but he was enjoying this cupid job even though it was frustrating as fuck. He was happy for Lisa, that guy right there was so whipped for her and Bambam wanted that for her.

He knew Jungkook was a good guy, probably the best in the campus, after himself of course.

"Another thing I should know?"

"She likes romance movies and dog movies make her cry"

"I know"

"Her cat's name is Leo and she could die for that sassy bitch"

"I figured out"

"She loves when people take care of her and pay for her, even when she tries to deny it"

"I noticed"

"She really wants to be a big known photographer, it's her dream since she was young"

"I know"

What didn't this fucker know?

"Okay, fine, fucker why the fuck do you ask me if you're going to know everything?" Bambam asked incredulously.

"I thought you had something I didn't know," Jungkook explained.

"I thought you weren't a stalker," Bambam snapped back.

"I'm not a stalker, I don't know her shoe number, for example"

"It's 8"

"I didn't have to know that"

"I just wanted to prove my superiority as her childhood friend"

Jungkook snorted. "I give you that"

"Please tell me you will do something after this, Jungkook" Bambam couldn't believe that he sounded like he was begging, he probably was begging.

Jungkook smiled, way happier than when he arrived. "It will be easier now so I will, thank you bro"

Did Bambam die? Because he was sure he was singing a choir of angels and a celestial light shining on him and Jungkook.

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DAMN FINALLY IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE SOMEONE DID SO MUCH FOR LK. lmfao that never happened actually but i can pretend to not look that bad as an author

if you like it, comment and vote💕 jungkook the flirt is comiiiiiiiing, im sure his awkward ass will be funny. i mean i hope so, maybe the comedian in me dies. pray for her pls

HAPPY LISA DAY!!!!!! pls go give our girl all the love she deserves and enjoy all the contents that shows up. istg i love bdays, many old videos are back on my tl and they're so good. so, enjoy! and love lisa! and if you already love her, LOVE HER HARDER.