Hello Tutorial • liskook.

Chapter 26 • Pt. 1

"And sometimes I really hate saying 'a guy like him' because he keeps proving me that he's not a type of guy, he's just Jungkook with his love for colorful art, romantic movies, and body horror," she leaned her face on her fist, her other hand fiddled with the laces of her sneakers.

"Sometimes I just wanna squish his cheeks and poke his dimples and kiss his lips and don't make me start with his bunny teeth, he literally can't close his mouth when he's happy," she suddenly hyped up, low-key looking like she was talking about a puppy.

"Something more to add, whipped bitch?" he teased her.

But Lisa was again too lost in JungLand to go back to reality.

"He's protective as fuck, no one never made such a fuss like him for me for the most stupid reasons," she pointed out. "Like, there was an incident with some drunk guys, Jungkook pushed them away and since that he is bitter about it. It's been like a month," her eyes were wide open, stunned.

Bambam blinked slowly. The audacity of this person? "Well, thank you," he said sarcastically. "It's not like I almost killed you when you came alone to here"

"That doesn't count, you always want to kill me in some way," she moved her hand, dismissing his complaint of her shameless disrespect. She had to go back to talk about Jungkook. "But I think that the most shocking part is that I couldn't care less about the tattoos or if he's hot or not, at this point, I'd fuck him even if he looked like Quasimodo"

"That wouldn't be new for you, you've always liked ugly men"

"Shut up!" she hit him again.

He covered his arm, amused. "Am I lying?"

"All my men were hot, for your information," she LIED shamelessly.

"In monkey standards, I guess"

"Yaaaah!" she punched him softly again and he chuckled, punching her back.

"Okay, I got it, you like him," he lifted his hands, declaring peace.

She sighed again. "Yes," she mumbled, discouraged, because once the bubble popped, she was again in this fucked up situation.

But Bambam wasn't over with his free therapy session. "And how do you feel about him and Chaeyoung?"

"I hate iiiiiiiit," she whined like a crybaby, leaving forward to press her forehead on his shoulder, FINALLY ADMITTING THE TRUTH.

Damn.

So much progress today.

Was this the signal of the end of the days?

No, Bambam, focus.

He gripped her shoulders and mover her back, to face her. "So what will you do if those two end up together?"

Lisa huffed, ruffling her bangs and the combing them."I don't know, jump off a cliff or to another guy's dick"

"Lalisa Manoban, the whore you're today"

Lisa shook her head, laughing with him. "I'm kidding. I'll accept it. I know everything since the beginning, I don't know why I'm so dense to deal with it," she was clearly frustrated. "Gosh, every time I'm with him I forget about everything else, I'd kiss him if he were into it but as I told you, he never was specific over anything," she massaged her temple, with a face of full surrender. "But I'd be such a bitch if I did it, right? Chaeyoung really likes him so much, and you know, chicks before dicks"

But Chaeyoung was playing dicks before chicks.

Anyway, Bambam already had a plan.

Lisa clearly fucked up in the beginning when she started this, it was actually her fault that Chaeyoung had those ideas and it was also her fault that Jungkook was involved. But nothing that Bambam, the hero, couldn't fix.