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Chapter 26 • Pt. 1

(a/n: let me recall you jelly jelly pt2)

OH

OH

OH MY GOD

SO THIS HIS PLAN WORKED

Yes, he got drunk as fuck that night as usual but it was all planned with Yugyeom. All that night was planned actually.

Bambam was really into the let's-get-the-dumbass-jealous plan, Yugyeom knew it too since he also knew Jungkook was balls deep into Lisa. He invited Lisa to that date in front of Jungkook, then he invited Jungkook and, for a few hours before the date, both thought Jungkook was going to be boring as usual and go home but HE SHOWED UP WITH LISA. The world was obviously on their side.

Bambam enjoyed every single second of Jaewon, Yugyeom and Bobby flirting with Lisa in front of Jungkook. His face... Gosh, a show; it was the best show he ever attended actually.

Bambam knew Lisa was going to get drunk, the girl couldn't have alcohol in her hands and not drink it. Yugyeom waited till she was wasted and told Jungkook it was time to leave, Bambam got drunk because he was committed to his plans not because he wanted to party, OF COURSE, and him and Yugyeom succeeded in leaving the lovers alone.

Especially because Drunk Lisa was showing and he trusted that bitch.

Bambam patted his own back, he was so smart. A genius. A prodigy. He was way ahead of the normal human being.

Interested, he leaned closer to Lisa. "So, it was just a kiss? Don't tell me you told him it was nothing," he added fast because Sober Lisa was dumb dumb dumb.

"I told him it was nothing," she said, showing obvious regret.

"Dumbfuck!"

HE RISKED HIS HEALTH AND LIFE FILLING HIS BODY WITH ALL TYPE OF ALCOHOL FOR THIS BITCH TO RUIN HIS PLANS LIKE THIS?!

(a/n: shut up hoe we all know you just love alcohol)

"I...," Lisa stopped, focusing on a spot in the distance. Her expression was suddenly confused. "I thought he felt bad about it or something because, I don't know, when he left that day something was off but then it was like nothing happened and he was treating me okay again. I don't think he cared, maybe he got a sudden stomach ache"

HE WAS OBVIOUSLY DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE SHE TURNED HIM DOWN GOSH. This girl needed subtitles in descriptive English.

Bambam rested his forehead on his head, Lisa was worse than a dumbfuck. "So that meant it was okay because he didn't treat you like shit because you rejected him?"

"Yeah? Men work like that"

Oh, Lisa knew that well.

Sadly, most men were trash, even Bambam as a man himself had to admit it.

"Right but Jungkook is like... I don't know, a straight guy with gay emotions," he couldn't describe him in another way.

"What the hell?"

"You know when you talk with someone and you know they have an open heart? Straight guys are not usually like that"

"Yeah, like he doesn't have a problem to be emotional or be cute, no toxic masculinity at all," she smiled softly, showing white pearls between plump pink lips.

"Whew, bitch you are in fucking love with him," he teased her and she giggled. "Invite me to the weedding already"

"Shut up," she whined, embarrassed. "My point is, he could have told me in that moment but he didn't. And then outside the bar..."