Hello Tutorial • liskook.

Chapter 26 • Pt. 1

"I know, right?" she agreed, very aware of her drunk antics. She even scrunched her face and shuddered, like having a cringe attack.

Since when Lisa had cringe attacks?

"You could have fucked him in a bush in that state but you don't seem well fucked," Bambam glanced at her.

"How are you so sure that he fucks well?" she tilted her head, so full of curiosity.

He shot her a judging look. "That was way far of my point but I think it means something that your mind went to this"

"You're annoying as fuck, Kunpimook," Lisa pushed him weakly.

Yeah, he knew she was being soft slash weak with him, she could beat him up if she wanted.

"I'm sure that he fucks well, by the way, because he has a big dick"

Bambam could remember it well, they both attended the same Gym in Gangnam but at different times but once they were there at the same time. Jungkook was since a few hours earlier, the guy was like a big tattoed machine, but they both left at the same time. In short, Bambam and he were in the showers at the same time and bro... He may be homo for that dick.

"Oh I know," Lisa snapped him back to reality like that, like throwing the bomb in Hiroshima and Nagasaki like it was nothing, exactly how Americans did.

(a/n: sorry i was watching a documental the other day)

HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?

There was just one option.

Drunk Lisa was at it again.

"OH MY GOD YOU REALLY DID SUCK HIS DICK, RIGHT?" he was so shocked. "Damn Lalisa, we are lucky you have a big mouth"

"SHUT UP! I DIDN'T!" she hit his back a few times, terrified of the idea... But Bambam knew that sucking his dick wasn't the problem. "I know it because we were too close in the bus and I felt it!"

Ew.

That was boring.

"That's more than tOo ClOsE if you felt his dick," he reasoned.

"The bus was full"

"Yeah, keep saying that," he nodded, pursing his lips while raising his brows. "It's lowkey sexual harassment you know but since it's Jungkook I think we won't talk about that"

"He didn't do it on purpose, of course, you know he's not like that," and Lisa seemed genuinely offended for him accusing Jungkook like that.

So Jungkook was already deep in her heart and Lisa was loyal, she was going to fight for him and his name if anyone dared to try to bad-mouth him.

"I hope he didn't do it on purpose bitch, I'd kick his ass if he did," not like he could win but a sudden punch surprises everyone and he would involve himself in a fight for his twin sister.

"Going back to the point, having a big dick doesn't mean anything," she dismissed the point.

"It actually means that you're just like Bambam"

Lisa sighed, disappointed but not surprised. "You're embarrassing"

Bambam chuckled.

"But he also gives the vibes," he commented, he couldn't put a finger on it but Jungkook had the I-can-destroy-your-pu vibes.

(a/n: i agree)

"Fine, I agree, he really has those vibes," Lisa admitted, thinking deeply about like Bambam.

Wait, they weren't talking about Jungkook's dick.

"When was the kiss?"

"The first night I went to that bar with you guys"