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Chapter 26 • Pt. 1

"But-"

"I've seen him, I know him at this point," Lisa was really sure of her words. "Also, if he liked me, why didn't he tell me? He has many chances to do so," and then she was showing her obvious dibelief about the situation.

HOLD ON.

CHANCES?

"What the fuck do you mean with "chances"?"

"Uh-" she stuttered, looking caught.

"You better spill"

"I mean, we, okay, it's not-"

"Stop stuttering Lalisa," he told her harshly but he smiled too, he knew Lalisa was just stuttering when she was trying to hide something. His bitch was just too bad to keep secrets.

Bambam leaned closer, running a hand through his blonde soft hair, just to pressure her more.

Lisa leaned back, furrowing her brows under her bangs. "Stop looking at me like that, I'll think you wanna kiss," but the way she said it was too pretty. There she was again using the baby face to get away with it.

Bambam narrowed his eyes. "Don't try to seduce me hoe"

"You're the hoe trying to seduce me!" she pushed him away with a hand on his forehead.

Bambam scoffed, offended. "Do I look like the type that would fuck his sister?"

Lisa looked him up and down as a reply.

He scrunched his nose in distaste. "You disgust me"

"I don't blame you, Bammie, I'd fuck me too," she shrugged happy and cockily, back to stir her noddles.

Oh, she thOUGH SHE WON.

"Stop trying to distract me! Did you suck his dick or not?!" he snapped.

Lisa blinked, showing exaggerated offense. "Excuse me? That's so insulting!" she put a big hand on her chest, covered by an oversized black hoodie. "You know well that I don't suck dick till the third date"

Bambam scrunched his face, whom she though she was trying to fool?

"Look at you, pretending like you wouldn't suck Jungkook's dick in the first date"

"I-"

"Tsk, you wouldn't even wait to a date, you'd suck him off in the bathroom of the campus," Lisa opened her mouth. "No, don't say anything if you're gonna lie," and Lisa closed her mouth.

"Tell me the tea, Lalisa"

She took a deep breath and then huffed like a horse, clearly uncomfortable with it. "We... Uh... We... We kissed once," she finally admitted.

...

...

...

Bambam blinked, a little bit reluctant to believe it. These two were so fucking stupid, maybe it was a weird random and casual kiss on a hand.

"Like, a real kiss?"

Lisa rolled her eyes. "No shit idiot, it was a fake kiss in our minds, an illusion," she moved a hand in front of her face like showing a title.

"How did it happen?" he focused on the important.

"I was drunk," she said simply.

Bambam ran his tongue around his mouth and lifted one finger. "Okay, it can't end well if you start the sentence saying that you were drunk"

It wasn't just a casual joke to say Lisa was wild when she was drunk. She was usually crazy in a normal state, but un mojito, dos mojitos, and the bitch was on a table trying to be the next best stripper in Seoul.