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Chapter 26 • Pt. 1

Lisa pouted. "Jeez, pretend you called me dummy at least," she mumbled like a grumpy child.

Was she serious?

"No, because you're really a dumbfuck"

She gasped. "I came out tonight to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now"

He had no place for her jokes, he knew she was trying to make it lighter but what Chaeyoung did to her was something as shitty as shit itself. And Lisa was damn annoying for agreeing to that. "You DESERVE to be attacked, I mean Lalisa, are you serious? YOU LIKE THAT GUY!"

Lisa kept a blank face. "Don't you want to scream it louder? I think they didn't hear you in Busan. Actually, I think I'm getting a text right now, it's from Jungkook himself asking if it's true," she added pointing at her phone sarcastically.

"Shut up, this is serious," he scoffed again, his plump lips were red after so many frustrated bites. "Why can't you just say no to her bitch ass?"

It just couldn't get in his mind a reason able to explain why Lisa was so soft with that bitch.

"Don't call Rosie a bitch," and she was again being soft, even scolding him with her big cute eyes.

"Then tell her to not be a fucking bitch!"

"She wasn't being a bitch, she just said clearly that she likes Jungkook and she feels threatened by me," she shrugged, gosh, she was so brain-washed.

"And why didn't you tell her that you also like Jungkook?"

Lisa slurped her noddles while shrugging and then talked: "Because it's not worthy, Bam. Rosie is stubborn-"

"Spoiled you mean"

"-STUBBORN and if she likes him, she likes him. I don't want to fight for a guy," so Lisa gave up like that.

Ah, but her lovey-dovey best friend was capable of fighting for the said guy.

But Bambam knew better, if he told her that, Lisa would just leave. He never could win against Chaeyoung, he couldn't bad-mouth her easily because that would annoy her. Lisa couldn't stand anyone shitting on her friends, not even her other friends.

And it was a real true matter, she once fought three guys in middle school because they were bullying Bam. He liked to say it was just one big guy, for his dignity.

"And she has more chances," Lisa added, tucking a wild strand of blonde hair behind her ear. "Jungkook really likes her, like, for example, Rap Night? He literally asked me to bring her with me"

For Godness sake, Budha and all the Gods existing out there...

Jungkook was also a big ass dumbfuck.

Bambam sighed, he wasn't being paid enough for this shit.

(a/n: well sorry expensive bitch)

"Ok, whatever, your He LiKeS cHaEyOuNg narrative has my balls so swollen that I need a wheelbarrow to carry them"

Lisa tilted her head, pursing her lips. "That's so creative"

"I know, I am a natural intellectual," he dismissed it like it wasn't important, playfully arrogant. "But haven't you thought that maybe, you know, PERHAPS, the situation was a big misunderstanding and Jungkook actually likes you?"

"No"

Damn, sis was so sure.

"Wow, that was fast"

Lisa lifted a finger, her gaze was earnest and her voice came out deeper. "Bambam no"