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Chapter 22 • Pt. 1

"I called him junkie! It is what he is!"

THE BITCH HAD THE AUDACITY.

Take a deep breath, Lisa, take a deep breath.

You're better than this, baby, you're better than this.

Tipsy Lisa was more rational than Drunk Lisa, she still could control her.

"Listen, if you have a problem with me, don't involve my friend," she was giving the last piece of her patience.

"He's involved because he should put a slash on a bitch in heat like you!"

Did she think she was the first one calling her a bitch or something? That wasn't an achievement.

"Oh I'd love that, hon, it'd be hot as fuck," she laughed at her face, which just made her angrier.

"See? You're such dirty slutty trash like all Indonesians," she spat, smiling like a psycho bitch.

Lisa lifted a finger. "First of all, I'm Thai"

"Ah, your boyfriend pays you more for that? Or you bring him coke and he fucks you?"

Drunk Lisa took control then.

"Yo! Stop calling him a junkie!" she snapped at her, yelling in a deep tone.

"And you. stop. being. a. hoe!" and the bitch just started to pull her hair.

Luckily Lisa wasn't wearing extensions that night but damn, she wished she was because she could have choked her with them.

***

Well, Lisa was honestly surprised this was like a scene from a drama. They both really were sitting in front of an officer in the police station with messy hair and some wounds, gladly less drunk after a bottle of water and now a bitter as hell coffee.

"This is not acceptable for ladies like you," he said like a scolding father, like her own father actually. That man would say something stupid like that after her and her mother yelling around the house.

Was he serious?

"Sorry for not thinking in keeping my hair tidy and watching my mouth when this..." don't call her a bitch, don't call her a bitch, Lisa. "...person was calling my friend a drug addict"

"Maybe if you weren't a hoe"

That was all she could say? Was she a talking teddy bear?

"See?" Lisa pointed at her childishly. "She started this!"

"You started!"

"Damn, I don't wanna fuck your boyfriend!"

The person Lisa wanted to fuck was the no-junkie Girly insulted but she was too dumb and insecure to see that, of course. Did she think she was dating Gong Yoo?

"I don't care who started it," the officer he raised his voice to shut them up. "You both created a disturbance in our peaceful streets, in front of many citizens and I'd love to know the reasons behind this problem"

"Because she's a hoe! Can't you deport her, please?"

"Why would he deport me?" Lisa asked in disbelief.

"No, I can't deport her, miss"

"Why?" Girly pouted like a sad spoiled child.

"Because the crazy racist bitch is you!" Lisa exclaimed. How the hell her boyfriend could stand her? She was making all this mess because he was just staring at another girl! And she was also insulting the girl! She should argue with her damn stupid boyfriend!