Zayn Malik? But do I care?

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"Don't make me" she said holding the carton of nuggets over the trash

"Don't you dare" I said "Liam if she drops it, hide her because I will murder her"

"Oops" she said as it fell in. I forced myself to cry

"Zayn" I said crying in his chest "St- an- she-"

"What's wrong babe?" He asked wiping my tears

"She threw my chicken nuggets away" I said "they were delicious"

"Umm" he said with furrowed brows "there there?"

"Kill her" I ordered

"Over chicken?" He asked

"Yeah" I said in a duh tone

"Umm...bam you're dead?" He said shooting fake lasers at her

"Liam" she said "Zayn's being mean"

"Zayn" Liam said "apologize"

"No way" he said "it was her"

"You sold me out?" I said "all for some chicken?"

"You wanted me to kill her for chicken" he pointed out

"Yeah well its me" I said "I can do whatever I want"

"Who died and made you king?" Louis said

"You did remember?" I asked "apparently you were the king of slays, and then I came along and proved that you sucked"

"I'm telling Harry" he said taking out his cell

"Go ahead" I said "what's he gonna do?"

'Here we go go go again' I heard. I sighed and got out of my seat

"Another drink I'm caving in and stupid words keep falling from my mouth" I sang dancing around the shop

"Are you OK?" Zayn asked

"Yeah" I said "this is my jam"

Someone turned it off

"Hey" I said. A new song started "oh"

'And I've been doing just fine' Rita Ora sang 'you've been tired of watching me, forget to have a good time'

"I know exactly how you feel" I sang along

"Are you done?" Louis asked

"Are you done talking?" I asked "or....?"

"See Zayn" he said "she's so mean"

"More like 2 fab 4 Lou" I said doing hand gestures

"How dare you?" He said as he laid his head on Robin's shoulder. She looked as if she'd rather be anywhere else

"Zayn" I said "do you have a smoke?"

"Yeah" he said taking it out "why?"

"Gimme" I said running outside. I handed it to a lad who had one on his ear

"Uhh thanks" he said

"Your welcome" I said and skipped back inside "I told you I don't like it when you smoke inflicted cancer sticks"

"One, I have no idea what that means" he started "and two, why'd you do that?"

"Smoking is wrong Zayn" I said

"B-" I stopped him

"Please understand" I begged "I don't wanna lose you"

"I get it" he said. I pulled him into my embrace

"Barf" Louis said

"Shut up, your face is pavement pizza" I said throwing chips at him

"Sweetie I'm clearly too fabulous for you" he said with an eye roll

"And clearly too stupid to realize that Robin is behind you" I said

"Where?" He asked turning around

"Are you kidding?" She asked him "I'm right next to you"

"Oh yeah" he said

"I found the word" I said "it wasn't stupid, it was idiotic moron. It was harder to find a word that described your stupidity then finding Waldo"

"I never found him" he said looking deep in thought

Yep. Idiotic moron may be the words to describe Louis Tomlinson

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