The Mud Wrestle between Elrond and Balin has been post-poned until next week due to the commentator being VERY, VERY BUSY. She sent a message out to followers so it should be on her profile if you are interested in what she was busy doing.
Also, Elrond requested a proper arena in which he could 'kick Balin's bony arse' and that takes time people! Time, and money and blood. So very, very much blood.
Balin has released a statement saying that he invites Elrond to 'bring it on you fat girly Santa helper.
Elrond then released a statement saying 'I'm not fat! I'm slender, like a willow tree! YOU are the fat pig'
Balin sulked for three days then was recorded saying, 'I am big-boned. . .'
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
