Special Guest Starring
Ichirin_No_Hana as DrawerGirl
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TatersRule has logged on
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TatersRule: hey guys :-) I have someone to introduce to you
HobbitHero: Sure sure but before you do, care to explain why you gave your face a nose?
TatersRule: Well last time I checked merry, a nose was kind of an important part of a face.
RingBearer101: Shut up Merry and let Sam introduce his friend. who looks like a girl. . .
DrawerGirl: And what is important about me being a girl?
RingBearer101: I am available right now. . .
DrawerGirl: Well I'm not
TatersRule: This is my girlfriend
RingBearer101: *dies of shock* Sorry what?????
HobbitHero: Don't be mean Frodo
DrawerGirl: Don't listen to him Sam. He seems to be a prick
TatersRule: I'm wounded Frodo.
RingBearer101: What, literally?
HobbitHero: *facepalms*
TatersRule: Better not let Gandalf see you facepalming again, Merry. You know how much it annoys him
HobbitHero: Well he can just go and-
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YouShallNotPass: I can go and what?
HobbitHero: . . . nothing
DrawerGirl: Well you were clearly saying something
YouShallNotPass: Merry, it is not wise to lie to a wizard.
HobbitHero: You can go and. . . have some pie?
YouShallNotPass: What did I just tell you?
RingBearer101: Turn him into a toad!
YouShallNotPass: I will turn you into a toad if you don't start being nicer Frodo Baggins
TatersRule: I think maybe you should Gandalf. . .
DrawerGirl: Might teach him a lesson
YouShallNotPass: I shall have to think on. But in the meantime I think Merry should come and see me in my office
HobbitHero: But you don't have an office?
YouShallNotPass: I do now.
HobbitHero: UGH
RingBearer101: OHHHHH ATTITUDE OOOOOHHH
YouShallNotPass: Toads are looking more and more inviting. . .
DrawerGirl: *chants* Do it! Do it!
TatersRule: *joins in* Go on Gandalf!
YouShallNotPass: Oh alright
RingBearer101: Wait, what?
YouShallNotPass: It'll only last an hour or so, but it should teach young Master Frodo to be a little nicer and less toadlike.
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TatersRule: Gandalf! Did you seriously just do that?
DrawerGirl: You can't say it's not awesome. . .
TatersRule: Well yeah, a bit, but can you imagine being a toad? It'd be awful!
YouShallNotPass: What do you mean 'a bit'?
DrawerGirl: Come on Sam, Frodo did have it coming. And it will only last an hour
TatersRule: I supppose. . .
YouShallNotPass: Hmph. Well Merry and I had better get going for that meeting we're going to have in my office, hadn't we Merry?
HobbitHero: DAMMIT I thought you'd forgotten.
YouShallNotPass: No such luck my little hobbit. Come on now.
HobbitHero: Gandalf. . . That sounded. . .weird
DrawerGirl: It did a wee bit
YouShallNotPass: I don't know what you mean. Now HURRY UP MERRY
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TatersRule: Want to come over and binge on Elf-flix
DrawerGirl: Sure :)
TatersRule: Awesome. Love you <3
DrawerGirl: Love you too <3
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NotReallyDead: *vomits*
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TatersRule: Rude. . .
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Hello! I so very nearly didn't get this chat finished on time, but here it is so I clearly found the time to clear all the Nargles out of my laptop to write it <3
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
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