Special Guest Starring:
Daughter-of_Durin as GyaTheWarrior
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GyaTheWarrior: So this is the famous chatroom, huh?
KingUnderTheMountain: Daughter? What are you doing here?
GyaTheWarrior: Are you saying I can't be here?
PlaitMaster283: Yeah, what are you saying about my half sister?
GyaTheWarrior: Why do you have to call me half sister?
ShortSexyDwarf: Well because we're the sons of Dis, and you're the daughter of Thorin and Dis. Thorin's our uncle and your father and-
GyaTheWarrior: Yes yes I know you're my half brothers, but do you have to say half. Can I not just be your sister?
PlaitMaster283: It's not accurate. . .
KingUnderTheMountain: Shut up Fili.
PlaitMaster283: Uncle Thorin!
ShortSexyDwarf: Leave it Fili.
GyaTheWarrior: So.
KingUnderTheMountain: I'm not sure I want you on this chatroom. . .
GyaTheWarrior: Why not? Fili and Kili are here!
KingUnderTheMountain: It's just that there are some. . . unsavoury types. . .
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HotAndGold: You were talking about unsavoury types, Thorin?
PlaitMaster283: Smaug!!
ShortSexyDwarf: Get away from here!!
HotAndGold: Can't make me! I'm allowed to be here. I have an account.
GyaTheWarrior: He is kind of right. . .
KingUnderTheMountain: This is why I didn't want you exposed to him! You're taking his side!!!!
GyaTheWarrior: I'm not! I'm just saying that he is telling the truth.
HotAndGold: In the words of that random painting in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when Hermione is talking about how hearing voices isn't a good sign even in the wizarding world, "She's right you know."
[If anyone knows what Smaug is on about, comment below]
ShortSexyDwarf: Wait, what?
PlaitMaster283: What the hell???
KingUnderTheMountain: Smaug just what?
GyaTheWarrior: That made no sense. . .
HotAndGold: Uneducated, the lot of you.
PlaitMaster283: Ugh. Someone just make him leave!!!
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MadBadDad: Excellent. My speciality.
HotAndGold: Who's this guy?
MadBadDad: I'm gonna count to three, and when I say three, you had better be GONE. Capiche?
GyaTheWarrior: I don't know if that'll work...
KingUnderTheMountain: meh, it'll be funny either way :)
HotAndGold: Puny human. You think that will make me leave?
MadBadDad: 1. . .
PlaitMaster283: Oh dear.
ShortSexyDwarf: Do not despair Fili, I have heard tell of this man before.
HotAndGold: I'm not going to leave! I'm not going to leave!
PlaitMaster283: What have you heard about him then Kili?
MadBadDad: 2. . .
ShortSexyDwarf: It always works.
HotAndGold: ARE YOU INSANE? THIS WILL NEVER WORK ON ME! I WILL RAZE YOUR CITY TO THE GROUND!
MadBadDad: 2 & 1/2. . .
GyaTheWarrior: It's no use.
HotAndGold: I AM THE GREAT MAGNIFICENT AND ALL-POWERFUL SMAUG!! I WILL NOT LEAVE!!
MadBadDad: Last chance. . . 2 & 3/4
HotAndGold: Err. . . I'll see you guys later then :/
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MadBadDad: My work here is done.
GyaTheWarrior: How?
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KingUnderTheMountain: Well.
PlaitMaster283: I am surprised.
ShortSexyDwarf: I am sexy.
GyaTheWarrior: Kili what?
ShortSexyDwarf: Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were describing states of being.
PlaitMaster283: Right. . .
GyaTheWarrior: So, brothers. Want to go to the King's Banana tonight?
ShortSexyDwarf: Yes!
PlaitMaster283: Meet outside the pub at eight?
GyaTheWarrior: It's a plan :)
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KingUnderTheMountain: Can I co- oh wait. They've gone.
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ScrotumBeard: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEE HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO
ScrotumBeard: What?
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HELLO!! Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that chat! Daughter_of_Durin, I hope it was okay for you!
I haven't been able to get to a computer yet, but I will get around to giving dedications for everyone who submitted names for the Hobbit characters. I haven't forgotten! :)
Willow x
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
