WiseOldElf has logged on
WiseOldDwarf has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas has logged on
LeglessLegoLegolas: Hey guys! Finally finished tidying my room. . . Wassup?
WiseOldElf: Ooh! I knitted a jum-
WiseOldDwarf: SHUT UP ABOUT THE BLOODY JUMPER
WiseOldElf: Excuse me? That jumper was a work of knitted art!
WiseOldDwarf: Seriously do not care Elrond.
WiseOldElf: Well then, Balin. Well then.
WiseOldDwarf: There is an actual emergency which we need to tell Legolas about, so kindly shut up.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Guys would you just tell me??
WiseOldDwarf: Frodo has agreed to give the Ring to Sauron!
LeglessLegoLegolas: Sh*t.
WiseOldElf: My thoughts exactly.
ElvenPrincess has logged on
ElvenPrincess: FATHER! The representatives for the Council meeting have arrived!
LeglessLegoLegolas: Oh hey Arwen, long time no see ;)
ElvenPrincess: Now is not the time Legolas.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Oh yeah, right. Catch up later.
WiseOldDwarf: I'll see you after the Council meeting Legolas.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Wait, wait are you just leaving me in the dark?
WiseOldElf: We have to.
ElvenPrincess: There's no way you could make it to Rivendell in time.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Fine, just tell me the plan once it's decided.
ElvenPrincess has logged off
WiseOldElf has logged off
WiseOldDwarf has logged off
RingBearer101 has logged on
RingBearer101: Hey Legolas, what's up?!
LeglessLegoLegolas: FRODO AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
RingBearer101: Wow, what?
LeglessLegoLegolas: YOU! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!
RingBearer101: WHAT?
LeglessLegoLegolas: You agreed to give the Ring to Sauron? Duh?
RingBearer101: Oh yeah, I didn't actually mean that. It's just I really needed to log off and he would only let me if I said I'd post the Ring.
LeglessLegoLegolas: Is that true?
RingBearer101: Yeah? What, you seriously all believed I'd doom everyone I love?
LeglessLegoLegolas: Well the Ring can make you a little. . .
RingBearer101: Ugh. At least this explains why everyone unfriended me on FaceScroll
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Lord of the Rings Chatroom (Now with Hobbit)
FanfictionWarning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? ...
