Lotr Chat- 18

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X_Strider_X: Hey Treemoustache

DontBeHasty: It's Treebeard actually

X_Strider_X: Oooh! Touched a nerve?

DontBeHasty: No

ElvenPrincess: It totally did

DontBeHasty: Why are you guys being so mean?

X_Strider_X: Ooh look Sauron. We're being mean!

X_Strider_X: *Arwen

ElvenPrincess: You idiot Saruman! You've blown it.

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HobbitHero: Look Gandalf! It seems as if we have a classic example of hacking.

YouShallNotPass: Do you know what we do to hackers?

HobbitHero: We hack them back!

DontBeHasty: What does hack mean?

YouShallNotPass: Let's hack 'em Merry!

ElvenPrincess: Noooooooooooooooo

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SauronFanBoy: Why did I have to be the fan boy?

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Youngest hacks first.

SauronFanBoy: That's a stupid rule.

X_Strider_X: What have you done?!

ElvenPrincess: How dare you hack my account! You do know I'm an EVIL force.

MisunderstoodRingMaker: No, you're just misunderstood.

ElvenPrincess: I was depressed when I wrote that.

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MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: Were you actually, clinically depressed?

ElvenPrincess: No.

MyyyyyPRECIOOOUUUSSS: WELL THEN DON'T SAY IT BECAUSE IT IS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH REAL DEPRESSION!

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SauronFanBoy: I think Gollum made a valid point.

X_Strider_X: Me too.

ElvenPrincess: SARUMAN!

X_Strider_X: Sorry.

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Anyway. If you don't unhack Aragorn and Arwen's accounts, then we'll send all the orcs a message, telling them to attack your tower.

ElvenPrincess: Noooooooooooo

SauronFanBoy: That's not all! We'll send embarrassing messages to people, and tell orcs to commit suicide.

X_Strider_X: I think we may be beaten, your handsomeness.

ElvenPrincess: Agreed. Fine. We'll unhack the accounts.

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DontBeHasty: So is hacking when you get into someone else's account, and use it pretending to be them?

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Yeah.

SauronFanBoy: Well, they've logged off, so I suppose we'd better unhack their accounts too.

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Awwww. Do I have to?

SauronFanBoy: YES!

MisunderstoodRingMaker: Ok Gandalf.

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X_Strider_X: Hey guys! I couldn't get into my account for a while, so that's why I wasn't on.

YouShallNotPass: Saruman?

X_Strider_X: Nah he isn't logged on.

HobbitHero: How can we be sure it's really you?

X_Strider_X: What do you mean, really you?

YouShallNotPass: Read up the chat.

X_Strider_X: Oh.

DontBeHasty: Ask him something only Aragorn would know.

HobbitHero: What is the first line of the verse that goes with your name?

X_Strider_X: All that is gold does not glitter.

YouShallNotPass: Yeah, I'm convinced. But we really need to find a way to stop these hackers.

HobbitHero: How about passwords?

X_Strider_X: Yeah! Having a password would really help, I think.

YouShallNotPass: That's settled. Everybody set a password.

HobbitHero: Spread the word! Tell all your friends! Well, I'll tell Pippin and then everyone will know by morning.

DontBeHasty: Okay. How do I set a password?

X_Strider_X: I'll get Legolas to come and show you.

DontBeHasty: Thanks! Setting passwords isn't in the lists I learnt when I was a young ent.

YouShallNotPass: Right. Let's go!

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