Lotr Chat- 44

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Special Guest Starring pandaluver99 as PandaElf99

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TatersRule: Frodo you have to break up with Gollum!!

RingBearer101: No. Why should I?

TatersRule: Because he's planning to betray us. I heard him muttering away to himself

RingBearer101: Your just jealous that he's getting the attention!

TatersRule: I'm not!

ElvenPrincess: Gollum has been acting rather suspiciously...

NotReallyDead: Isn't he always acting suspiciously...?

RingBearer101: Will you shut up and stop talking about my boyfriend!

TatersRule: He's going to betray you...

LeglessLegoLegolas: Whooooooo...

RingBearer101: Shut up. I don't even know why I bother logging on anymore.

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TatersRule: When will he learn that Gollum is a complete scumbag?

ElvenPrincess: Probably when somebody loses an eye...

NotReallyDead: Or a finger...

LeglessLegoLegolas: Alright guys. Shut up for a second.

ElvenPrincess: Fine.

LeglessLegoLegolas: I've been waiting to introduce my girlfriend :)

PandaElf99: Hey :)

NotReallyDead: Another one?

LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut. Up. Boromir.

PandaElf99: Whaddyamean, another one??

ElvenPrincess: Oh, just Legolas's colourful dating history....

PandaElf99: Dating history??

TatersRule: He cheated...

LeglessLegoLegolas: I know but I've learned and I'd never ever do anything like that ever again.

NotReallyDead: For one thing they beat the hell out of him XD

LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up. It's all in the past.

PandaElf99: ...okay

LeglessLegoLegolas: Look. Why don't I take you out for a romantic dinner tonight, and I'll tell you whatever you want to know, okay?

PandaElf99: When was the last time you wet the bed/yourself?

TatersRule: Go on Legolas, answer...

LeglessLegoLegolas: I was very little...

ElvenPrincess: Hmmmn...

LeglessLegoLegolas: Shut up.

TatersRule: Haha lol XD

LeglessLegoLegolas: Anyway, what do you think about dinner?

PandaElf99: That would be nice :)

LeglessLegoLegolas: I'll pick you up at eight?

PandaElf99: Sounds great :)

NotReallyDead: Leggy and Panda sitting in a tree...

TatersRule: K. I. S. S. I. N. G!

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ElvenPrincess: Haha that was funny XD

NotReallyDead: Lol I know :)

TatersRule: How's Aragorn doing?

ElvenPrincess: Okay... We think we have a counter spell that will work....

NotReallyDead: Good luck :)

ElvenPrincess: We'll need it- it's incredibly complicated.

TatersRule: What do you have to do?

ElvenPrincess: Hardboil an egg; paint it purple, throw it to the floor while chanting an incantation. Tie a blindfold over a donkey's eyes and eat some lettuce. Feed some bacon to the victim of the spell (Aragorn) and then tickle his earlobe with a feather.

NotReallyDead: Wow... That's...

TatersRule: ...random

ElvenPrincess: Yeah. Hope it works :/

NotReallyDead: Haha me too XD

TatersRule: Well I need to go. I'll see you guys later :)

NotReallyDead: Me too- good luck with the spell!

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ElvenPrincess: ...thanks

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Hey guys :)

Hope that was okay pandaluver99, and I hope everyone else enjoyed it too. If you did, please vote- it makes me so happy to see that wee notification on my news feed :)

Willow x

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