I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?

Yeah, my legs are paralized because I was running to much and they need time to rest. It's a new virus called 'Lianustheonlyonethatuscangetus!'

.......if you don't get that then it's okay!!!

Or is it?

Yeah, it is!

"Lian, you can't walk. You have to be carried and Haku is the only one who's strong enough to carry you." Kakashi-sensei explained while Naruto and Inari were talking and Sasuke was ignoring Sakura.

I pulled on Haku's hair making him face Tazuna.

"So, what's the bridge called?" I asked.

He seemed to wonder about it for a moment.

"How about....The Great Naruto Bridge. A dedication of the greatest Hokage to be." Tazuna stated.

I grinned, "Can I get something named after me as well?!!!?"

He sighed and grabbed a knife and carved into the side, 'This single post is dedicated to Lian Titen, one of the strongest, craziest ninjas around.'

"Let's go!" Kakashi-sensei chirped and we all started to walk back to Konaha....home.

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"Are we there yet?" I asked.

"No...." everyone sighed, exhausted and tired of me asking them that.

".....are we there now?" I asked.

"No!" they all cried.

Naruto was anime crying

Sakura looked like she wanted to rip her hair out.............I'LL EAT IT!!!!!

Sasuke looked like he wanted to punch someone....probably me.....

Kakashi-sensei was trying to ignore me. Remember, I said TRYING.

Haku on the other hand seemed to be doing pretty well with the situation.

The big gates of Konaha came into view and I grinned.

Time to ruin Haku's calmness......

I grabbed a bunch of Haku's hair and pulled it forward.

"GIDI UP GIDI UP!!!!! HEE YA HEE YEA!!!! GO!!! GO!!! GO!!!" I cheered as Haku started to jog, making the others having to rush as well.

In a matter of seconds we were at the gates and Izumo and Kotetsu were looking at us if we'd grown a second head.

"Hey guys!!!" I cheered, waving, "Look, I found a new friend!!!"

"Good for you." Izumo smiled.

"Try not to kill this one." Kotetsu smirked.

Haku looked a little taken aback by that which I laughed at.

"No promises!!!" I laughed.

"Hello Izumo, Kotetsu." Kakashi-sensei greeted the duo.

"Hey Kakashi." they greeted.

"What do you need?" Izumo asked.

"We need to get Lian to the hospital and our friend here needs to see the Hokage about some private things." Kakashi-sensei explained.

"What private things?" I asked Haku in a whisper.

"You already know." Haku whispered back looking at me amused.

"Oh yeah." I smiled and hugged him around the neck like a little.....younger sister or brother would do to their bigger brother or sister.

"Right, let's go." Kakashi-sensei said then turned to my three team mates, "You guys can go home now. Meet me outside the Hokage's office at seven for a new mission. Don't be late."

"Bye Lian!!! Bye Haku!!!!" Naruto cheered.

"See ya..." I think I heard Sasuke mutter.

"Bye Haku! Bye Kakashi-sensei!!" Sakura called as we ran to the hospital.

'......yeah..." I think bitterly, 'Feelin' the love Sakura....so much love...'

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Ta da!!

..........what? you want me to say MORE?!?!?!?

Wow, well, if you really want.

So, HOW WAS THAT?!?!?! :D

I really liked it to be honest....

I know, I know, it was quick and everything but I'd already writen it once, I wasn't really bothered in rushing this one a little......

3: I'm sowwy......do you forgive meh?

Well, if you do then FREE CHEESE!!!!!

If not......you know the drill......

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Yeah, oops?

So, here's a disclaimer I made up, hope you enjoy!!!

~Disclaimer~

Lian- hi guys!!!

Naruto- hey Lian!!!

Sasuke- ......hi....

Sakura- ..............

Lian- ........feeling the love Sakura.....so much love......

Naruto- so, what're we talking about now?!

Lian- forks!!!

Sasuke- forks?

Naruto- FORKS!!!! :D

Sakura- you're stupid....

*Sakura leaves*

Lian- .......is she gone?

Sasuke- yip, coast is clear.

Naruto- now, let's get to it!! The real topic!!

Lian- How epic I am.

Naruto- yea--wait what?!?! No, ideas for the plot!!

Lian- oh yeah!!!

*I pop in*

Me- HEY!!!! so fans!!! First of all, I need ideas or plot ideas or such for the Chunnin exams!!!

Lian- hey!! Like what?

Sasuke- like meeting Lee, Tenten and.....Neji.

Naruto- what have you got against them guys?!?!

Me- out *points*

Both- fine....

*two walk out*

Lian- so, do you think Sakura should be in the Chunnin examsn because I don't think she plays a really big part in it to be honest....

Me- me neither....but, it's up to you!!!!

Lian- I_am_a_psychopath doesn't own Naruto!!!!!!

Me- YET!!!!

Lian and Me- BYE!!!!!