I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Absolutely Not?

I'm such a ducking butthole.

I'm so sorry, oh my turtle I meant to upload a lot quicker :( well, we all know how those attempts go, right?

Anyway!

Enjoy the upload! Remember I don't own Naruto! Just a lot of other characters....

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(Lian's POV)

We had arrived back at Naruto's house. We had locked all doors and windows, closing the blinds and making sure nobody could hear us.

I slam my hands on the kitchen table and and look at my partners.

"Alright troops! We've got a mission." I say. "Our mission? Find out who brainwashed Rythian and why."

"Yes! We are the three investigators!" Naruto grinned.

"The who?" Rythian ask.

"We'll tell you about Alfred Hitchcock later, but right now I think we need to assemble a team." I said, arms crossed over my chest.

"Okay, I can go grab Nat while you two - "

"No, Naruto." I interrupt, grabbing his arm before he can run out the door. "We can't risk putting all of our friends in danger."

"Then who is this team that you wish to assemble?" Rythian asks crossing his arms over his chest.

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"Absolutely not!"

I roll my eyes at the two, expecting this reaction. "Come on guys, look they're -

"S-ranked criminals!" Rythian interrupts. "We will not allow wanted fugitives to enter our village! How do you even know they'll help?"

I smirk and shrug my shoulders. "I have connections."

Rythian sighs while Naruto turns to me. "Lian, I agree with Rythian on this. It's too dangerous, believe it."

"We're gonna need more power than two Genin and a baby ANBU." I tell them both.

"Ouch..."

"Rude."

"And who is as powerful as the ANBU, maybe even more powerful, than the members of the Akatsuki?" I ask them. "I can get them on our side, just this once!"

Rythian and Naruto share a look before sighing. "How do we contact them?" Rythian asks.

I grin. "I can get my summoning friend to take a message! Or he can take me to go beg..."

Naruro sighs. "Okay, where is the summoning scroll for Leon?"

"My house, let's go!" I grin.

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"Absolutely not!"

I sigh again, my arms crossed over my chest. Here we go again...

"Come on, Leon! I haven't seen you in ages and - "

"Exactly!" Leon glares. "I apologise, but I don't think it would be wise if I were to hand you over to S-Ranked criminals!"

"Rido is there." I say.

"Let's go!" Leon says happily.

I grabbed my already packed backpack and slung it over my shoulder. Naruto gave me a boost onto Leon's back, his feathers making it a pretty soft landing.

"Lian, for the love of all things good...be careful." Rythian said.

I grinned and shrugged shoulders. "When am I not careful?"