I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Help me my friends!

(Lian's POV)

BANG BANG BANG!!

"Get the door, Den!"

"Shut up Gwen!"

"You wanna lose your balls?!"

"Can't lose what you never had!"

"...."

"Oh wait..."

"You're a fucking idiot..."

As the door opened to see my two favourite twins -

(Fido and Rido - say what now?!)

I burst out laughing.

"You heard that, didn't you?" Gwen asked and I nodded making Den go into the emo corner.

"What is it, you're actually awake this morning." Gwen asked leaning against the door.

"I need help!" I said.

"We know."

"Not THAT kind of help!" I yell slapping Den.

"What didn't she get slapped?!"

"Cause she's my favourite." I smirked.

"Suck it!" Gwen laughed. "What do you need help with?"

I blushed and both twin's eyes widened.

"ITS A GUY ISN'T IT?!"

- - - - - - - - -

After explaining the situation to the twins, I blushed madly and hid under the sheets of Gwen's duvet.

"Look, there's nothing to worry about." Den said shrugging.

"Can you please put a shirt on?" I asked.

"No."

"Okay." I sighed, "But this is the first guy I've actually...."

"Not tried to punch?"

"Beat to a bloody pulp?"

"Want to kill?"

"Yes." I nod then freeze. "Wow...."

"What?" Gwen asks.

"I'm a REALLY violent person." I laugh.

"We know." the twins deadpanned.

"So, I don't see what the problem is." Den said sitting up, "You like the guy, he's asked you out to go with him on a date tomorrow night, you both get along, Yada Yada Yada, and BAM! I'm an uncle!"

"DEN!"

I hid under the covers again.

Goddamit! Den you perv!

- - - - - - -

"Look, you don't need to try, just be you." Gwen smiled as I left the house.

"Preferably the nicer version of you." Den added earning a slap from Gwen.

"See ya!" they called as I ran to my next destination.

I started banging on the door!

"NOT AGAIN!" Lan cried as I continued to murder the door. "Nat! Hurry up! Lian's killing our door!"

"Again?! It's been a while!" Nat grinned jumping down the stairs.

I stopped with a grin on my face, "I'm sorry....missions and stuff..."

"I get it, there's no room for us!" Nat said dramatically holding onto Lan who shoved him off.

"Bro, stop, I don't roll that way."