Mindless Short Stories

Thanksgiving.

EJ: what if he doesn't grant your wish?

Prince: he leaves you on 'Read'

Ray: oh.... So we're dealing with a lightskinned turkey?

Prince: I don't know but that nigga legit cause my bro Kusco got sent to Prison for stealing Jolly Ranchers from the Am Pm and he made his 1 phone call to Featherbottom , that nigga got bailed out

EJ: 😱😱 that's so magical

Ray: so the turkey does drugs to make wishes basically?

Prince: yeah , he just some high ass turkey , I'm like if all I needed was to wish on a someone who's high af , I could easily wish on Roc

Ray: speaking of Roc ....where is he?

EJ: oh , Prince went and got him out of Juvi a few days ago

Prince: I did?

EJ: you didn't pick him up!?

Prince: Naw my nigga

EJ: WHY!?

Prince: *goes to the chalkboard, makes a complicated math problem , and tries to solve it*

EJ: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Prince: I'm wondering who the fuck you getting loud with , take the bass up out yo voice before I push you off the roof ok?

EJ: YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO PICK ROC UP!

Prince: I smooth thought you was talking to Afro

EJ: WHY WOULD I TALK TO YOUR AFRO??

Prince: because it has my keys ... duh

Ray; you should have known EJ

EJ: WHAT ABOUT ROC!?

Prince: he out here beating people over 10 dollars and stealing cars , he will be fine for 2 days

EJ: 2 DAYS!?

Prince: yeah , 2 days . You told me to pick up him 2 days ago

EJ: I TOLD YOU TO PICK HIM UP 2 MONTHS AGO

Prince: oh... Well I forgot

EJ: WE HAVE TO GO GET HIM, WALT IS GOING TO KILL US !

Ray: you mean , walt is going to kill YOU , you were the one who had to make sure he was gotten

EJ: you mean prince's , he was supposed to get Roc

Prince: I can't get myself , let alone someone else

Mb: true

EJ: let's just go get him *puts shoes on and leaves the room to go get his jacket*

Prince & Ray: *looks at each other*

EJ: *comes back into the room* are yall coming?

Prince: the real question is "are you going"

EJ: what?

Ray: you got that gas money?

EJ: what!? This is an emergency!

Prince: and it's going to be an emergency when we have to push my car all the way to the Juvenile Detention office from Route 58 .

EJ: but your gas tank is all the way on full!

Ray: he doesn't understand the struggle

Prince: I don't care if it on 'I' for infinity gas. Gas ain't free my nigga, neither is this trip *puts hand out* where's my money?