I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!

"W-W-What h-ha-ha-happened?" I asked hugging the pillow close to my chest, Lawrence and Tobi in the same position.

"They had been taken away....by the same being who took away the lives of the other victims..." Hidan said with a sinister smile.

"Bu-But you said that he was gone!" Lawrence stammered out.

"They always come back..."

"That was a terrible horror story." Itachi sighed rolling his eyes.

"Hold me..." I said hugging my pillow.

"Did you hear that?" Deidara asked.

"Hear what?" Konan questioned.

"Nothing..."

"He's came back for his revenge!" Hidan said.

"Okay, your taking the horror story a little- OH MY GOD THERE WAS SOMEONE BREATHING ON MY NECK! NO!" I scream and flail about.

"What have you done to upset the demons, Lian?" Hidan asked.

"I DONT KNOW!! WE'RE LIKE BFFS!!" I cry rocking in the corner.

The lights suddenly switched on and everyone in the room, me, Tobi, Lawrence, Hidan, Deidara, Itachi and Kisame, all groaned at the sudden light.

"Hey- what's going on in here?" Rido asked.

"Nothing." Deidara smiled all too innocently.

Then he saw me in the corner of the room and sighed, "were you guys playing the demon horror story trick on her?"

"That old game? Nah...." Kisame said. "because it's not a game."

"Merrrrhhhhhhh!"

"Great, you broke her!" Rido said face palming, "great job! Pat yourselves on the back!"

"You're all so loud." Sasori sighed coming into the room.

"Merrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!"

".....If she's dead can I use her as a puppet?" he asked.

"No way! She's gonna be a sacrifice to Lord Jashin!" Hidan said standing up.

"She's not dead yet..." Itachi said rolling his eyes.

"Okay, I think you've tormented and scarred my sister enough for one night, lights off." Rido sighed and lay down on the makeshift bed next to mine, shielding me from the other members.

A few members left the room to go and be more comfortable, but we all know it's because they snore and they don't want us to find out.

Yeah. Totally.

I end up drifting off to sleep, unaware of the sudden awakening I'll experience in the coming morning....

"DOO DOO OOLOO! DOO OOLOO LOO DOO LOO DOO LOO DOO!!!!"

Ah, the sound of a trumpet blaring in my ear.

What a lovely wake up call.

"HOLY FREAKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!?!?!?!?!" Hidan yells, falling off the couch and grabbing his scythe, glaring at the culprit.

I glare at Tobi who tries to hide the trumpet behind his back to no avail.

I grab one of my hand guns and glance at Hidan the same time he glanced at me.

We both nod at each other and turn to begin our chase.

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"That does not explain how Kisame was over a grill and Itachi was tied to a bed!"

I hid behind Hidan who was taking my brother's anger a bit better than me...

"Things got a little outta hand, so what?" Hidan shrugged.

"A little?"

"Oh god what have you done..." I mumbled.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ITS GOING TO TAKE FOR THE STENCH OF ROTTING CORPSES TO GET OUT OF THIS HOLE?!"

"This is only the beginning..."

"HALF THE MEMBERS ARE EITHER UNCONSCIOUS OR TRAUMATISED!"

"That's pretty impressive, kid..."

"I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THAT IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?!" Rido continued to rant, "YOU ARE A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!! THESE ARE GROWN MEN WHO ARE S RANKED CRIMINALS! YOURE A GENIN! HOW - "

"Well, I'm going to be training with the ANBU soon so-"

"I don't give one flying duck!" Rido seethed, "You've single handedly taken down the Akatsuki, well done."

"Hey I helped." Hidan added.

"YOU ARE SPEAKING TO A WALL!" Rido turned around and walked out the room as Hidan began to argue with the wall.

I stepped over a squished Tobi, moving Deidara's arms out of the way as he hung from the roof and walked into the corridor.

There sat on the floor was Sasori who was just sitting there shaking his head.

I walked past the kitchen to see everything out of the freezer, and Kisame in it.....just one more prank....

"OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW KID OR I SWEAR - "

I giggle evilly as I leave the room. Ah, I'm so evil.

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"I think it may be best that you leave tonight..." Pein said to my brother glancing at me.

"Probably best for everyone's health." Rido agreed seeing the Akatsuki sitting at a large table together for a meeting.

Most of them either covered in a questioning liquid, or bruises, some still mumbling to themselves others staring off into space.

....Wow....

This is...kind of worrying actually...

"Right, we're heading off now." Rido announces and there are cheers throughout the room.

I sniffle and the room turns to the small ginger girl about to burst into tears.

"Oh no..." Kakazu sighs.

"Ah damnit." Hidan says.

"NO DONT CRY LIAN!" Tobi yells rushing over and hugging me.

"Fine! If one must lear for the sake of others...one will leave!" I say dramatically and remove Tobi from me and leave the room and turn down the corridor.

"Exit is the other way, Lian..." Konan reminds me.

"I knew that!" I grin and rush down the other corridor.

"Wait...she faked it?!?" I hear Deidara yell.

"That bitch!" Hidan yells.

I hear Kisame laughing at everyone's reactions, ah, wish I could be there to see them.

Rido is not that far behind me with Lawrence getting a piggy back ride.

"Ready to go?" he asks handing me the backpack I left when entering the hole.

I nod, "ready."

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Yeah, yeah, filler chapter
Yeah, yeah, took to long to complete

But on the plus side....
IVE FINISHED MY PRELIMS
IM NOT ILL
AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING!

See? Not too bad!

....I'm so sorry <3

I hope you enjoyed this shortish, rubbishish chapter that you waited far to long for

PSYCHOPATH OUT