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Chapter 14

She should ask her mother if she suffered serious falls as a baby that left her so stupid, that would be the only explanation to all of this.

She and Jungkook were friends, if Jungkook still wanted to be her friend.

Gosh, Lisa couldn't get why would he want to keep talking to her. She was annoying, too touchy, too loud, always imposing on him, a whole mess, a wreck and, now, a sexual predator.

And she wasn't going to the topic about how bad kisser she was for sure at being drunk with all the bad breath and probably too much saliva, one cringe topic at time.

She could tell Chaeyoung everything but she felt so ashamed, God, it would take days to get over this.

Also, what if Jungkook wanted to make a move in the future, like, of course Lisa would make sure he was completely single (not kissy friends around) but she also didn't want to ruin it for him at telling Chaeyoung "lol we once kissed, I know how he tastes before you sis". That would make her a worse friend even.

She knew his preferences when she kissed him and still did it, Drunk Lisa was a bad bitch and now Sober Lisa was feeling so guilty.

"Jungkook was also with you last night?" Chaeyoung brought her back of her silent mental breakdown at staring at the soup like it was the one to blame when, in fact, the soup was the only one there making her feel better.

The soup deserved rights.

"Yes," unfortunately, if he hadn't gone she would have saved that stupid moment when Drunk Lisa got slutty and kissed him. BUT EVEN THAT WAS HER OWN FAULT BECAUSE SHE, LALISA DUMBASS MANOBAN, INVITED HIM. "He walked me home last night"

FUCK, WHY HAD HE DID IT?

Couldn't Jungkook leave her lying around in the street like some dirty old man? Get rid of her drunk ass instead of taking her home and giving her the chance to be a sexual predator?

She wanted to call him damn idiot but he was damn lovely, she wanted to kiss him too.

Oh, no wait, she had already done it.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

"Oh, so... that jacket was his?"

Right, the jacket.

"Yes, I will give it back to him..." when? Because Lisa planned to hide under a rock for the rest of her life.

"I can do it for you, if you want," Chaeyoung told her simply, after chewing a green pepper like a cute hamster. "I'll see him on Monday so I can give it to him"

GOD YES.

PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

GIVE THE POOR SOBER LISA THE BREAK SHE NEEDS.

Lisa, don't, calm down, act normal.

"That would be great, thank you," she smiled lazily, it's not like she could use too much energy even though she felt considerably better as she drank that soup from the gods. "By the way, you don't know who I met last night ..."

***

"So, how was the badass bar?" Momo asked Lisa, the whole female part of the group of foreigners were having lunch together that sunny day. The sun was considerably uncomfortable to be out so the ambient in the inside of the cafeteria was refreshing, with the beautiful sight of the daylight on the green campus coming from the big wall windows.

Lisa finished to slurp a bit of noodles before replying. "Fun, people there are so cool," she smiled, cleaning the corners of her mouth with a napkin. Leaving aside the end of the night, Bobby, Hanbin, Jaewon and Seungyeon were super cool and nice. Lisa found funny how the most judged people were lotta whole nicer than the people judging. "We all should go some night"