If you weren't born with it, you can buy a couple ornaments. Just be sure to read the warning, kids, because pretty soon you'll be bored of it. Hey, girl, if you wanna feel sexual, you can always call up a professional. They stick pins in you like a vegetable. Kids forever - kids forever; Baby-soft skin turns into leather. Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic! No one will love you if you're unattractive. Oh, Missus Potato Head, tell me: is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? Oh, Mister Potato Head, tell me: how did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face don't stay together? If you want a little more confidence: potatoes turn to French Fries. Yeah, it's common sense. All you need is a couple more condiments and $100,000 for some compliments. It's such a waste when little girls grow into their mother's face, but little girls are learning how to cut and paste, and pucker up their lips until they suffocate. Kids forever - kids forever; Baby-soft skin turns into leather. Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic! No one will love you if you're unattractive. Oh, Missus Potato Head, tell me: is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? Oh, Mister Potato Head, tell me: how did you afford her surgery? do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face don't stay together?
Oh, Missus Potato Head, tell me: is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? Oh, Mister Potato Head, tell me: how did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face won't stay together?
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Short Stories/Song Lyrics
Short StoryThis is mainly full of song lyrics. Sorry. I'm not creative enough to actually make short stories. There are, like, two chapters that are short stories, but that's it. TW: If you're easily disturbed by talk or mention of suicide, some chapters are n...
