TWENTY TWO

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ASTRA'S UGLIES
[group containing that bitch!, brad🥰, tetris evans, jammo mcvitie and condom]

that bitch!
so ladies and...
ladies
me and brad are back in london tomorrow
and u rats go on tour in a week
who's up for making plans

jammo mcvitie
it heavily depends
on what the plans ARE

condom
i second that

that bitch!

condom DELETE THAT YOU BITCHwhy are you coming for my neck

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condom
DELETE THAT YOU BITCH
why are you coming for my neck

brad🥰
ffs guys

that bitch!
🤧 just trying to make plans
brad back me up i want to go bowling

tetris evans
if u think i'm going bowling with you u can fuck right off astra you have no chance

that bitch!
was hoping you'd say that
group bowling trip then ladies xxx
tristan free day out? yes please !

brad🥰
ok no seriously guys
we want plans and you all have no choice but to come with

tetris evans
yaaaay a day out watching u two suck eachothers faces off sounds soooooo good inject it into my veins😍

condom
if there's food involved i'll happily join
but only if there's food involved
so where are we eating guys

that bitch!
tbh i was thinking we could go to nando's or something i've been craving nando's allllll week

jammo mcvitie
not happening

that bitch!
i Know but i've not had nando's in YEARS being in the us and i'm craving it so take it or leave it😳

condom
cravings? brad u haven't got astra pregnant already have you? fucks sake man

brad🥰
shut up con
we'll decide on where we eat tomorrow then ok calm down
we'll be back in london by about 10:30 so if everyone's ready to go by like 12 is that alright?

jammo mcvitie
that's okay with me
as much as we're all taking the piss, looking forward to seeing astra again!
brad......we can take or leave u tbh

brad🥰
i thought at least you cared james.
heartbroken

tetris evans
i miss u brad baby 🥺🥺🥺
breaking my heart ur bringing a woman back😔

that bitch!
have i ever told u i hate u tristan
cos i mf do

brad🥰
love you tris
my true love

condom
can't get in the way of tradley sorry astra

that bitch!
really starting to realise that
smh
the fans are right to ship it

tetris evans
what can i say🤪

that bitch!
absolutely nothing please tristan x

tetris evans
😥

that bitch!
stOP WITH THE EMOJIS

tetris evans
🥴

that bitch!
🤢

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i like her friendship w tris i have so many friendships of like..... just taking the piss
soRRY ITS BEEN 826252 YEARS SINCE AN UPDATE IVE HAD NO INSPO AND THIS IS A FILLER RLLY BUT ILL UPDATE MORE ASAP I PROMISE X

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 17, 2020 ⏰

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