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THE VAMPS
[jammo, condor, tetris + bradloser]

jammo
brad are u taking the piss
what is going on
you're being attacked by a soundcloud rapper and cos of that article and i'm so confused

condor
literally brad wtf is goin on

bradloser
ok so astra is my ex girlfriend as you know
well she's dating lil xan now apparently
and he thinks i wanna get back together with her???? didn't even know what she was doing anymore i'm not here for that
just expressed surprise she'd found the article

tetris
i cant believe you😂😂😂
this is mental

condor
ok so please leave her alone i don't want u to be killed by a man with candy tattooed under his eye, mate

jammo
this is so crazy hahahah
do you still like her at all though?
like ... your lyrics about her suggest you do

bradloser
i didn't even know she was still so gorgeous
i mean... i knew she would be but never thought i'd see her again
lyrics are half truth half reflective, like i said i've not been in any serious relationships they're all based on brief memories and stuff i guess
fuck she's stunning, but i can't crush on her or anything again can i ahahah she's dating a rapper and lives in la

tetris
i cant actually believe you
please just be careful, man
we love you and don't want you hurt

condor
yeah, if you're going to speak to her again
proceed with caution so her boyfriend doesn't go mad at you
don't do anything stupid

bradloser
you all have such low expectations of me
i promise i will be careful
gonna wait and see if she reaches out again, for now, since she's seen me again now

jammo
let's see how this goes rip

condor
i give it like a week before he comments and calls her gorgeous or something

bradloser
i don't want to lose any limbs i'm not gonna be that bold even if i do reach out first

tetris
ahahah yes please be careful
big love man

jammo
good luck brad

condor
in the words of ur love rival
good luck bruh 💔💔💔

bradloser
ffs😂😂😂

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sorry it's been like a week i've had exams !
i love gc chapters so much they're so much fun to write

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