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Chapter 9

"Anyway, how did you end up in the friendzone?" Jimin asked without believing it, is that the boy was already a new level of loser.

Jungkook let out another big sigh and span around for two seconds, just to turn up the volume on the music and create more dramatic effect, the situation required it because he didn't feel that humiliated since he had gone to that party with Tzuyu and fought with Mingyu just for her to end up she defending him and leaving the party WITH HIM.

He cleared his throat dramatically: "It was one sunny day-"

"I'm here, I'm here!" Taehyung entered the room quickly and threw himself into bed. "What happened?" he asked with big eyes and hugging Jungkook's pillow, no, not the Sailor Venus one. Yeontan entered too, his small claws making noise against the wooden floor and his owner lifted him to his lap.

"I'll just tell the story," Jungkook smiled at him and then made a melancholy expression, worthy of a movie. "On this beautiful Friday afternoon, while the sun was shining too much for my liking... She came into my life with her blond hair and huge angel eyes, the prettiest girl in the world," his eyes became bright for a few seconds, more than normal. "And she said 'Can I sit there' and I said 'yes' and she said 'thank you!'," he literally acted those parts, changing sides to clarified the change of characters. "She was all pretty and sweet so my retarded ass said," he cringed with the memory." 'Your problem'"

Silence, his friends blinked waiting for him to say 'haha, it's a joke', but that wasn't going to happen. Jungkook WISHED it was a joke but he would have to deal with it for the rest of his life.

"You didn't really do that," Taehyung laughed incredulously, aw, he had so much faith in him.

Jungkook pointed to his forehead. "Do you know why it is so big? Because otherwise the word STUP I D wouldn't fit"

"You-" Taehyung frowned. "Seriously?"

Jimin sighed, patting his thighs in resignation. "You are fairly in the damn friendzone, you are the definition of stupid"

"Jungkookie-"

The younger decided to continue. "And then she talked about fate and told me 'let's be friends, Jungkook'," Jungkook shook his fists with aegyo to hide his misery.

Taehyung and Jimin howled in pain for him.

"And what did you say?" Jimin inquired.

"What was I going to say? 'I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck?' HAHAHAHA, no "

"You should have told her that," Taehyung shrugged.

What the fuck?

"Sure, and get her to drag her chair six miles from me," although that wouldn't be so bad, at least he would stop making a fool of himself for two seconds.

"Girls love direct things, to the point, she would have fallen for you with that," Jimin clarified.

Jungkook scrunched his face. "What the fuck, Jimin? She literally told me she wants to be my friend, do you want a clearer sign that she doesn't like me? A message in the sky?"

"Maybe she ..." Jimin tried to explain.

"She what?"

"Do you think someone has been rejected with a message in the sky?" Taehyung muttered thoughtfully, both boys looked at him until he reacted. "I mean," he cleared his throat. "She opened a door for you to be close to her, you could test the waters and see if there is a possibility of being something else, you know? Maybe she just needs to see you with other eyes"

"She just friendzoned me!"

"Stop being negative, it can't be so serious," Jimin rolled his eyes.

"It's reality! I was there when she told me to be friends and she got so happy about it..." another stupid smile showed on his face, remembering how she hugged him with such emotion and it was just because she was close to him, Jungkook had almost suffered a heart attack with how fast his poor heart beat at that. "She is very pretty, she talks a lot and she is very smiling and bright... like some kind of star or something," he muttered looking at nothing, his eyes smiling along with his mouth. Even if she made him nervous, she... she was her, he didn't know how to explain the joy it caused in his chest.